[Verse] Chuck Norris never celebrates birthdays, the day celebrates him He sorts black markers by color somewhere in Vienna on a whim When Chuck walks in the living room, the couch stands up in fear He wins at chess in just one move, the man’s in top gear At poker he wins with Pokémon cards in hand You want a rematch Chuck’s already planned [Chorus] Chuck Norris, a hero of power Forget Donald Trump Chuck’s stronger and smarter by the hour [Verse] Chuck counts on both hands up to twenty nine and a half Then jumps over his own shadow, go ahead and laugh In the woods ghosts sit round fires telling stories of Chuck He don’t eat honey, he chews bees, now that rumor’s stuck [Chorus] Chuck Norris, a hero of power Forget the The Smurfs Chuck Norris is bluer [Verse] He doesn’t need a watch, he decides what time it is Chuck grills underwater just so you know this Your Happy Meal and onions, he makes them both cry He can milk your steak, don’t ask how or why [Chorus] Chuck Norris, a hero of power Forget sour lemons Chuck’s way way sourer [Verse] He drinks his coffee black, no water allowed Stay quiet right now, he hears sign language loud His car doesn’t run on gas, it runs out of respect At the public pool Chuck discovered America, correct [Chorus] Chuck Norris, a hero of power Forget the North Sea Chuck Norris is rougher [Verse] Voldemort calls Chuck You Know Who He knocks over balls, easy thing to do He never runs anywhere, he’s already there Forget Taylor Swift Chuck’s our star everywhere Chuck Norris
