Explode the Toad - WT-Actual-F - Horns

[Verse 1] Before the crash, I hit Walmart’s aisles, Snagged a camo Snuggie—stayed wild for miles. Next stop, the arcade, claw machine king, Pulled a purple donkey, chaos in a sling. Then I got a fresh fade, parade rolling by, Candy flew like grenades, I caught 'em on the fly. Called up my old dude, yeah, my pal Booger, Said, “Meet me by the river—time to pull the trigger!” [Pre-Chorus] It’s time! It’s time! [Chorus — Gang Chant Style] Explode the toad! Explode the toad! Explode the toad! Explode the toad! EXPLODE THE TOAD! [Verse 2] Sittin’ at the water, sugar-free Kool-Aid sippin', Booger says, “Man, I’m out—time for my next mission. Got a hot date burnin’, but before I ghost, There’s one last stop—gotta haunt the toad’s post.” He leaned in close, eyes full of code: “Take me to the meadow, to the valley of the shadow, Where the toads lay low, in their secret abode, Before you go… you gotta explode the toad!” [Chorus — Louder, wilder] EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD! [Breakdown] [Bridge — Chaotic Screeching Guitar + shouted dialogue] Me: “What the hell does that even mean?” Booger: “What do you think it means?” Me: “Is it what it sounds like?” Booger: “Hell yes, you got it right!” [Final Chorus — Full blast, gang chant frenzy] EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD! EXPLODE THE TOAD!!! Crash! Smash! Toads are blowin’ up, no time for showin’ up! Screamin’, thrashin’, stompin’ on the ground— Chaos reigns when the toad comes ‘round! Spin out of control, no brakes, no shame, Explode the toad—ignite the flame! Every chord a grenade, every shout a spark, Burn this night wild, tear it apart! EXPLODE THE TOAD!!!