mike said: marc, i think i can smell fire near this c b w dryer,'' “i've turned it off on the screen and smoke from the top can be seen.'' quick grab a ladder have a look on top, cant see it there, investigation cant stop, get on the floor have a look underneath theres also no signs of fire beneath then i noticed that the load is still inside, set the dryer on manual override, get the load out it stinks real bad this will have to be rewashed that's sad get back up the ladder look in the burner hole have a fright see a sight that makes you stop cold there is a mother fucking fire... inside this mother fucking dryer... grab the nearest c o 2 i find, blast it all around deep inside, the fire is gone from this point of view, but theres still a fire the smoke is a clue, take out another cover from the right hand side more lint on fire, i loudy cried pull out the extinguisher give it another wack run around the back and check the ports on the back see more smoke coming from deep inside the hole is tight and not that wide give it a good blast i think the fire is gone tell chris to watch it while i grab my phone chris told me the dryers still smoking i could tell by his face he wasnt joking i knew i couldnt get it from the outside i set the door to stay open and i climbed inside [bridge] commercial dryer fun, fire just above the drum, lots of smoke in here, i better take care! try to put it out a few times and it fails its not going out i continued to wail chris said to me lets try the hose thats a good idea we'll give it a go chris passed me the hose which wet my clothes i sprayed it a few times everywhere i sprayed it all around like i just didnt care then i watched as the door began to shut gavin on the controls what the fuck clang Door slammed shut. open the door you stupid cracker Marc shouted, “Gavin? this couldnt be whacker Then came back the smell. Burning lint. what the hell Hotter… thicker… cherry ... picker... A tiny orange glow started to show like a thousand tiny towels a burning adding to the effects of global warming more water squirting Then— silence no signs of smoke or fire just soot wait a bit get a torch have a better look wait a bit more, but my knees are sore try to climb out the loading door time to get out the dryer and stretch my knees cos i'm old and start to loose feeling got a dirty head i wasnt wearing my hat sent chris inside he is a little bit fat locked off the dryer removed the probes and vents got to make sure you see where the fire went cant see any other signs of it lighting up left chris to watch it while i tidied up then told him to stay and keep an eye on it we have to watch it until the end of the shift while i carried on fixing other things that were on the list this is not the end of this tale. welllllllllllll, it took chris a while to get out the dryer, he has more than one spare tire, he used a rolling flopping motion tripped out the conveyor which caused a commotion, it cant take a double load or atleast thats what i've been told chris said he thinks he deservs a promotion then did a dance like the locamotion then chris said. at the end of the show you have to remember in times of great woe some small things are ok you know the end.
