聲音大人大量大恩大德很誇張｜Snorequake Next Door

Electric guitars with theatrical distortion open the glam rock track, joined by bold drums and rollicking piano, Verses feature older, mature vocals: gritty, commanding, rich with vibrato, Choruses erupt with stacked harmonies and handclaps, A wailing guitar solo punctuates the bridge

【聲音大人大量大恩大德很誇張｜Snorequake Next Door】
【詞：麥客官｜Lyricist: MicroGuan】

是什麼神秘的力量 讓我逃離不了床的魔爪
就算早晨溫暖陽光 也無法破解睡意的症狀 Eh~

是什麼阿雜的原因 讓我不願睜眼決心起床
就算世界末日來臨 躲到臨終至永遠又何妨

我不是賴床 只因住在隔壁的阿桑
整夜打呼 聲音大人大量大恩大德很誇張
就連中央氣象署地震測報中心 都能偵測到震波擺盪 Ho~

(你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科 看個睡眠門診 Yeah-Eh
(Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (Yeah-Eh)
(你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科 看個睡眠門診 (睡眠門診)
(Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症

(Ho~你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科 看個睡眠門診 Yeah-Eh
(Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (Yeah-Eh)
(你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科 看個睡眠門診 (Yeh~門診)
(Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症
(你要不要去長庚 Ho-oh) (掛個胸腔科 Ho-oh 看個睡眠門診)
(Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (Ho-oh)
(你要不要去長庚) (掛個胸腔科) (Ho-oh-oh-oh) (看個睡眠門診)
(Ho~不規律打呼聲) (Ho~不明白有睡眠呼吸中止症) Ha~
(你要不要去長庚) (Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga) (Yeah-Eh-Eh-Eh) (看個睡眠門診)
(不規律打呼聲 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症) Ha~
(你要不要去長庚) (Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga)... ...

≡≡≡≡≡【後記/Afterword】≡≡≡≡≡

一個人生活確實是最自在的。然而，人類畢竟是群居動物，總有些時候，我們不得不與親人或朋友共處一室，甚至只是住在相鄰的房間。若彼此都能安分守己，夜晚自然可以平安度過；但只要有其中一人打呼嚴重，整夜便如地動山搖，難以成眠。

對於「與打呼者同眠」這項艱鉅任務，我也嘗試過幾種應對之道：
第一種，是搶先一步比對方早入睡——但這方法風險在於，你仍可能半夜被吵醒；
第二種，是在對方打呼時，偷偷戳醒或踹醒他，使其短暫停止打呼，然後裝作若無其事地閉上眼睛繼續睡。但這招會讓你整夜都像在值夜班，因為聲音很快就會再次響起；
第三種，是強制對方側睡，這通常能有效減緩打呼聲；
若以上皆無效，那只能祭出古代的陶片流放制度，把此人流放至邊疆遠處，保全其他室友的美夢。

有感而發，我寫下了這首歌。希望你不要打呼吵到我。

Living alone is truly the most comfortable.
However, humans are social creatures. Sometimes, we find ourselves sharing a room—or at least a wall—with friends or family. If everyone behaves peacefully, the night can pass uneventfully. But if even one person has a serious snoring problem, it can turn the night into a full-on seismic event.

I’ve experimented with several survival strategies when sleeping near a snorer:
First, try to fall asleep before they do. It might work, but there's no guarantee you won’t be jolted awake in the middle of the night.
Second, if they fall asleep before you and start snoring, you can discreetly poke or nudge them awake. This usually stops the snoring—for a while. You then pretend nothing happened and close your eyes again. But be warned: you’ll be doing this all night like you’re on night watch duty.
Third, force them to sleep on their side. This is surprisingly effective at reducing snoring.
If none of these work, there’s only one solution left: invoke an ancient ostracism method and banish them to the farthest corner of the house—for the greater good.

Inspired by these experiences, I wrote this song. I hope it brings you a smile.

(■麥客官 MicroGuan‧2025/5/23)

聲明：本歌詞由麥客官創作，允許任何人在Suno上以【Remix】改作本首歌曲，如欲公開，請註明出處與原作者名。如未標示，麥客官會有點小傷心。非經授權不得商用。
Notice: Lyrics by MicroGuan. Any user is permitted to create a "Remix" of this song on Suno. If the remix is made public, please credit the original source and author. Failure to do so may make MicroGuan a little sad. Commercial use is not allowed without prior authorization.

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【聲音大人大量大恩大德很誇張｜Snorequake Next Door】【詞：麥客官｜Lyricist: MicroGuan】是什麼神秘的力量讓我逃離不了床的魔爪就算早晨溫暖陽光也無法破解睡意的症狀 Eh~ 是什麼阿雜的原因讓我不願睜眼決心起床就算世界末日來臨躲到臨終至永遠又何妨我不是賴床只因住在隔壁的阿桑整夜打呼聲音大人大量大恩大德很誇張就連中央氣象署地震測報中心都能偵測到震波擺盪 Ho~ (你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科看個睡眠門診 Yeah-Eh (Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (Yeah-Eh) (你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科看個睡眠門診 (睡眠門診) (Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (Ho~你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科看個睡眠門診 Yeah-Eh (Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (Yeah-Eh) (你要不要去長庚) 掛個胸腔科看個睡眠門診 (Yeh~門診) (Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (你要不要去長庚 Ho-oh) (掛個胸腔科 Ho-oh 看個睡眠門診) (Ho~不規律打呼聲) 說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症 (Ho-oh) (你要不要去長庚) (掛個胸腔科) (Ho-oh-oh-oh) (看個睡眠門診) (Ho~不規律打呼聲) (Ho~不明白有睡眠呼吸中止症) Ha~ (你要不要去長庚) (Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga) (Yeah-Eh-Eh-Eh) (看個睡眠門診) (不規律打呼聲說不定還有睡眠呼吸中止症) Ha~ (你要不要去長庚) (Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga)... ... ≡≡≡≡≡【後記/Afterword】≡≡≡≡≡ 一個人生活確實是最自在的。然而，人類畢竟是群居動物，總有些時候，我們不得不與親人或朋友共處一室，甚至只是住在相鄰的房間。若彼此都能安分守己，夜晚自然可以平安度過；但只要有其中一人打呼嚴重，整夜便如地動山搖，難以成眠。對於「與打呼者同眠」這項艱鉅任務，我也嘗試過幾種應對之道：第一種，是搶先一步比對方早入睡——但這方法風險在於，你仍可能半夜被吵醒；第二種，是在對方打呼時，偷偷戳醒或踹醒他，使其短暫停止打呼，然後裝作若無其事地閉上眼睛繼續睡。但這招會讓你整夜都像在值夜班，因為聲音很快就會再次響起；第三種，是強制對方側睡，這通常能有效減緩打呼聲；若以上皆無效，那只能祭出古代的陶片流放制度，把此人流放至邊疆遠處，保全其他室友的美夢。有感而發，我寫下了這首歌。希望你不要打呼吵到我。 Living alone is truly the most comfortable. However, humans are social creatures. Sometimes, we find ourselves sharing a room—or at least a wall—with friends or family. If everyone behaves peacefully, the night can pass uneventfully. But if even one person has a serious snoring problem, it can turn the night into a full-on seismic event. I’ve experimented with several survival strategies when sleeping near a snorer: First, try to fall asleep before they do. It might work, but there's no guarantee you won’t be jolted awake in the middle of the night. Second, if they fall asleep before you and start snoring, you can discreetly poke or nudge them awake. This usually stops the snoring—for a while. You then pretend nothing happened and close your eyes again. But be warned: you’ll be doing this all night like you’re on night watch duty. Third, force them to sleep on their side. This is surprisingly effective at reducing snoring. If none of these work, there’s only one solution left: invoke an ancient ostracism method and banish them to the farthest corner of the house—for the greater good. Inspired by these experiences, I wrote this song. I hope it brings you a smile. (■麥客官 MicroGuan‧2025/5/23) ---------------------------- ※ Copyright © 2025 麥客官 (MicroGuan). All rights reserved. 聲明：本歌詞由麥客官創作，允許任何人在Suno上以【Remix】改作本首歌曲，如欲公開，請註明出處與原作者名。如未標示，麥客官會有點小傷心。非經授權不得商用。 Notice: Lyrics by MicroGuan. Any user is permitted to create a "Remix" of this song on Suno. If the remix is made public, please credit the original source and author. Failure to do so may make MicroGuan a little sad. Commercial use is not allowed without prior authorization.

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