Idiomagic (Big Bag Wolf) [NDC TT Witch Disco]

Nordic Witch Disco, 1970 disco groove, chord changes, hypnotic dance pulse, funk, smooth synth layer

[Intro (10 seconds) - melodic disco bass, accordion solo]
[Female speech]
“Something spells fishy in here...
Damn you, auto-connect!

I’m barking-off the wrong tree?
Idiomagically!”

[Verse 1]
Like lullabies to the busy bee
Black cat crossing the secret sea
Ants in your horse-shoes
Pocket lint from kangaroos

Witch’s spell went off the railways
Hen starts dancing counter-cockwise
Cats and logs in instant fight
Fireflies towards the light
at the end of the tunnel

[Pre-Chorus]
She’s babbling like a baboon
Howling at the dark new moon
(Idiomagic!)

[Chorus]
She’s a Big Bag Wolf!
Carries her “may-bes” in a pouch
She’s in cheap clothing only,
but fleecing your doggie bag easy.
Gets all your ducks for a row!

You speed across the fishing line
Hide like the canary in a mine
Fly like the pigs, shy as a fox!
Go hatching like chicken pox

You can't escape the rat face
She’s a Big Bag Wolf!

[Accordion Dance Break - swirling Scandinavian folk melody over a disco beat]

[Verse 2]
Dead horse beat around the bush
You refuse the daisies their push
Strawman breaks the camel's back 
Scare crow, leader of the peck.

“Bee in bonnet, hat in hive
Something here comes out alive”
She’s more rabid than a bat
Pulls a rabbit out of a cat,
then once again, with a copy-rat.

[Pre-Chorus]
Every proverb cracked in two
Kicked out like a clock cuckoo
(Idiomagic!)

[Chorus]
She’s a Big Bag Wolf!
Carries her “may-bes” in a pouch
She’s in cheap clothing only,
but fleecing your doggie bag easy.
Gets all your ducks for a row!

You speed across the fishing line
Hide like the canary in a mine
Fly like the pigs, shy as a fox?
Go hatching like chicken pox!

You can't escape the rat face
She’s a Big Bag Wolf!

[Bridge - darker, hypnotic]
[Accordion through heavy reverb]

The witch laughed 
as horse as a cow 
(literal laughter: “hia hia hia”)

“I’ll put the monkey out of business!”

She’s killing two birds with 
a single drone
Making a mountain goat
out of a molehill

“I’ll get the bull right by the horns nest”

[Build]
Twist the tongue...
Spin the rune...
Knee-deep in dung...
Washed by a ra-cocoon...

[Pre-Chorus]
She’s babbling like a baboon
Howling at the dark new moon
(Idiomagic!)

[Final Chorus - huge disco choir]
She’s a Big Bag Wolf!
Carries her “may-bes” in a pouch
She’s in cheap clothing only,
but fleecing your doggie bag easy.
You got one foot inside the gravy!

She will circle like a shark
Have you swim with the fishes
Her bite is worse than the bark
You’ll end up at the dishes

You can't escape the rat face
She’s a Big Bag Wolf!

[Outro - accordion slows, disco pulse fades]
[Whispered]
“Like a bull in a noodle shop
Curiosity killed the... cat.”

[cut off]
“Damn you, auto-correct!”
(Idiomatic!)

for NDC Throwback Thursday
Genre: Nordic Witch Disco + Accordion
Theme: Animal Metaphors

A one-trick donkey angers a poor Witch, by adjusting the auto-correct on her spell-craft to “idomagic”, thus her idiom goose bananas. While unable to get the spelling right, the donkey ducks their destiny, fleaing out. She races the weasel, with grave sausery, but accidentally gets the cat when auto-correct is reactivated.

In an additional throwback, I think I’ve heard this Accordion riff before. I’ll let that worm out if I can.
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[Intro (10 seconds) - melodic disco bass, accordion solo] [Female speech] “Something spells fishy in here... Damn you, auto-connect! I’m barking-off the wrong tree? Idiomagically!” [Verse 1] Like lullabies to the busy bee Black cat crossing the secret sea Ants in your horse-shoes Pocket lint from kangaroos Witch’s spell went off the railways Hen starts dancing counter-cockwise Cats and logs in instant fight Fireflies towards the light at the end of the tunnel [Pre-Chorus] She’s babbling like a baboon Howling at the dark new moon (Idiomagic!) [Chorus] She’s a Big Bag Wolf! Carries her “may-bes” in a pouch She’s in cheap clothing only, but fleecing your doggie bag easy. Gets all your ducks for a row! You speed across the fishing line Hide like the canary in a mine Fly like the pigs, shy as a fox! Go hatching like chicken pox You can't escape the rat face She’s a Big Bag Wolf! [Accordion Dance Break - swirling Scandinavian folk melody over a disco beat] [Verse 2] Dead horse beat around the bush You refuse the daisies their push Strawman breaks the camel's back Scare crow, leader of the peck. “Bee in bonnet, hat in hive Something here comes out alive” She’s more rabid than a bat Pulls a rabbit out of a cat, then once again, with a copy-rat. [Pre-Chorus] Every proverb cracked in two Kicked out like a clock cuckoo (Idiomagic!) [Chorus] She’s a Big Bag Wolf! Carries her “may-bes” in a pouch She’s in cheap clothing only, but fleecing your doggie bag easy. Gets all your ducks for a row! You speed across the fishing line Hide like the canary in a mine Fly like the pigs, shy as a fox? Go hatching like chicken pox! You can't escape the rat face She’s a Big Bag Wolf! [Bridge - darker, hypnotic] [Accordion through heavy reverb] The witch laughed as horse as a cow (literal laughter: “hia hia hia”) “I’ll put the monkey out of business!” She’s killing two birds with a single drone Making a mountain goat out of a molehill “I’ll get the bull right by the horns nest” [Build] Twist the tongue... Spin the rune... Knee-deep in dung... Washed by a ra-cocoon... [Pre-Chorus] She’s babbling like a baboon Howling at the dark new moon (Idiomagic!) [Final Chorus - huge disco choir] She’s a Big Bag Wolf! Carries her “may-bes” in a pouch She’s in cheap clothing only, but fleecing your doggie bag easy. You got one foot inside the gravy! She will circle like a shark Have you swim with the fishes Her bite is worse than the bark You’ll end up at the dishes You can't escape the rat face She’s a Big Bag Wolf! [Outro - accordion slows, disco pulse fades] [Whispered] “Like a bull in a noodle shop Curiosity killed the... cat.” [cut off] “Damn you, auto-correct!” (Idiomatic!) -------------- Idiomagic (Big Bag Wolf) [NDC TT Witch Disco] Copyright © 2026 JAG for NDC Throwback Thursday Genre: Nordic Witch Disco + Accordion Theme: Animal Metaphors A one-trick donkey angers a poor Witch, by adjusting the auto-correct on her spell-craft to “idomagic”, thus her idiom goose bananas. While unable to get the spelling right, the donkey ducks their destiny, fleaing out. She races the weasel, with grave sausery, but accidentally gets the cat when auto-correct is reactivated. In an additional throwback, I think I’ve heard this Accordion riff before. I’ll let that worm out if I can. --------------

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