MAKIN’ A SHART AT WORK (Remastered)

Hard rock, high male vocals, guitar solos, fast

I pull into work
Take my ADHD medicine
Drink some coffee and my gut start rumbling

Barely make it out of the 7:30 alive
I pray for what’s about to become of my behind

Well I can’t hold it in, Gonna make a stinky brown sin, Oh it just can’t take it
Feel the fire down below, oh man I’m about to blow
Here comes a big ol stinky shit!

Just sat down on the toilet, I’m about to jet propulsion gonna blast off of it with my fart

Oh man I gotta shit, and it won’t be a little bit, the streaks in my undies is a work of art

I release the thunder, the blast from down under, oh my God, it fuckin’ hurts

Well i’m outta toilet paper, guess I’ll save some shit for later while I make a big ‘ol shart at work

OH!

Well the bathroom is covered
Oh it’s quite smothered
The walls are covered in shit

The janitor is here, the entire plant clears
Don’t know if I’m gonna make it

I drop a two footer
Abuse the hell out of the pooter, but the the damn thing won’t flush down

The entire building floods, so get your swim trunks, and come over to my splash town!

Just sat down on the toilet, I’m about to jet propulsion gonna blast off of it with my fart

Oh man I gotta shit, and it won’t be a little bit, the streaks in my undies is a work of art

I release the thunder, the blast from down under, oh my God, it fuckin’ hurts

Well i’m outta toilet paper, guess I’ll save some shit for later while I make a big ‘ol shart at work

Oh the plant emissions, are a result of my shittin, the methane reading is high

There’s poop everywhere, the OSHA workers swear, the smell makes them wanna cry

Oh I’m swimming in the mess, oh man this is the best, I drop my swim trunks in the water

The janitor opens the door, and out my shit water pours, in a flood of my toilet slaughter

Just sat down on the toilet, I’m about to jet propulsion gonna blast off of it with my fart

Oh man I gotta shit, and it won’t be a little bit, the streaks in my undies is a work of art

I release the thunder, the blast from down under, oh my God, it fuckin’ hurts

Well i’m outta toilet paper, guess I’ll save some shit for later while I make a big ‘ol shart at work

YEAH! I BROKE THE TOILET!

YEAH! Oh god….HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE!

BRAPT!

2265/7500

I pull into work Take my ADHD medicine Drink some coffee and my gut start rumbling Barely make it out of the 7:30 alive I pray for what’s about to become of my behind Well I can’t hold it in, Gonna make a stinky brown sin, Oh it just can’t take it Feel the fire down below, oh man I’m about to blow Here comes a big ol stinky shit! Just sat down on the toilet, I’m about to jet propulsion gonna blast off of it with my fart Oh man I gotta shit, and it won’t be a little bit, the streaks in my undies is a work of art I release the thunder, the blast from down under, oh my God, it fuckin’ hurts Well i’m outta toilet paper, guess I’ll save some shit for later while I make a big ‘ol shart at work OH! Well the bathroom is covered Oh it’s quite smothered The walls are covered in shit The janitor is here, the entire plant clears Don’t know if I’m gonna make it I drop a two footer Abuse the hell out of the pooter, but the the damn thing won’t flush down The entire building floods, so get your swim trunks, and come over to my splash town! Just sat down on the toilet, I’m about to jet propulsion gonna blast off of it with my fart Oh man I gotta shit, and it won’t be a little bit, the streaks in my undies is a work of art I release the thunder, the blast from down under, oh my God, it fuckin’ hurts Well i’m outta toilet paper, guess I’ll save some shit for later while I make a big ‘ol shart at work Oh the plant emissions, are a result of my shittin, the methane reading is high There’s poop everywhere, the OSHA workers swear, the smell makes them wanna cry Oh I’m swimming in the mess, oh man this is the best, I drop my swim trunks in the water The janitor opens the door, and out my shit water pours, in a flood of my toilet slaughter Just sat down on the toilet, I’m about to jet propulsion gonna blast off of it with my fart Oh man I gotta shit, and it won’t be a little bit, the streaks in my undies is a work of art I release the thunder, the blast from down under, oh my God, it fuckin’ hurts Well i’m outta toilet paper, guess I’ll save some shit for later while I make a big ‘ol shart at work YEAH! I BROKE THE TOILET! YEAH! I BROKE THE TOILET! YEAH! I BROKE THE TOILET! YEAH! Oh god….HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE! BRAPT!

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