[Hook: Peacocking showboat male MC, loud, peacocking, trumpet fanfare] Out of stock in every size Back-ordered till the end of time You had me on the shelf for free Now there's a waiting list for me [Verse 1: Peacocking showboat male MC, peacocking, strutting every bar] Used to be the clearance rack, the dented can, the floor model Couldn't give me away with a coupon and a bottle Now they camp out on the sidewalk in their folding chairs and coats Hitting refresh on my name like they're counting up the votes Price tag got a comma and the cashier called the manager Scanned me once and smoke came pouring out the scanner, sir Used to be the sample at the end of aisle three Now you need a reservation just to stand in line for me [Hook: Peacocking showboat male MC, loud, peacocking, trumpet fanfare] Out of stock in every size Back-ordered till the end of time You had me on the shelf for free Now there's a waiting list for me [Verse 2: Peacocking showboat male MC, peacocking, colder] Same folks that walked right past me at the bus stop in the rain Hit my phone at midnight saying we go way back, man No returns and no exchanges, read the bottom of the slip You shoulda bought me when the box was ripped and taped up at the lip Now I'm shrink-wrapped, now I'm under glass, I got a guard Now you need a password and a platinum card Limited edition, numbered, signed on the side Collectors in the parking lot are fighting over the ride [Bridge: Peacocking showboat male MC, peacocking, strutting harder, snare rolling] Ring me up, ring me up Can't afford it? That's rough Ring me up, ring me up Sold out twice and that's not enough [Verse 3: Peacocking showboat male MC, restock on ninth, peacocking, trumpet fanfare blaring] But listen, there's one address where I never once run out Building on Ninth where they carried me when all I had was doubt Miss Bernice who fed me, little Tony with the bike Six flights up where they believed me every single night So I back the truck up to the stoop with my name on every box Everybody there gets two and I don't even check the locks Out of stock for everybody else from here to the coast Ninth Street gets the whole shipment 'cause they had me the most [Hook: Peacocking showboat male MC, loud, peacocking, trumpet fanfare] Out of stock in every size Back-ordered till the end of time You had me on the shelf for free Now there's a waiting list for me [Outro: Peacocking showboat male MC, peacocking, trumpets ring out] Sold out See you on Ninth [End]