Bumper Crop Zen (Blueprint)

Write a funny, heartfelt song called “A Bumper Crop of Zen” by Wasi River Bluegrass. The song is about finding peace in property chaos, old machinery, gravel pits, paperwork, grief, and northern Ontario rural absurdity. It should feel like blue-collar enlightenment: calm, muddy, practical, and ridiculous. Include the phrases “a bumper crop of Zen,” “inner peace and outer grease,” “let the river do the talking,” and “I found stillness in a stuck PTO.”