[Member 1 – Male Spoken, Nigerian Pidgin] Omo! Who invite this uncle to the party? [Member 2 – Female, Laughing] Ah-ah! Uncle, wetin dey happen to your leg? [Member 3 – Energetic] One leg dey Lagos! [Member 4 – Comedic Rapper] The other leg dey London! [Member 5 – Female] And the head dey somewhere in the sky! [The Crew – Shouting] E DON START O! [Funny Drum Roll] [Member 1] DJ! Abeg play that thing! [Beat Drop – Talking Drums + Afrobeat Bass] [Chorus – All Five + The Crew] WOBBLE WOBBLE! LEFT AND RIGHT! DRUNKING DANCE! ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT! Shake your shoulder! Move your feet! Everybody catch the beat! [The Crew] WOBBLE! WOBBLE! HEY! HEY! [All] One step forward! Two steps back! Uncle nearly lose his cap! [The Crew] AH-AH! OMO! [All] WOBBLE WOBBLE! SIDE TO SIDE! DRUNKING DANCE! WHAT A FUNNY RIDE! [Verse 1 – Member 1, Male Lead] Uncle enter party looking very clean, White agbádá shining like a movie scene. He say, "I no go dance, I just come to greet," Five minutes later, he dey shake both feet! [Member 2 – Female Lead] He try to do the shaku-shaku, But his slippers say, "I no follow you!" He turn to the left, he turn to the right, Now he dey greet the speaker like his friend tonight! [Member 3] Uncle! Na speaker be that! [Member 1 – Spoken] Ah! I think say na my brother! [The Crew – Laughter] HA-HA-HA! [Pre-Chorus – Call and Response] [Member 2] Who dey wobble? [The Crew] NA UNCLE! [Member 3] Who dey stumble? [The Crew] NA UNCLE! [Member 4] Who dey dance like rubber? [The Crew] NA UNCLE! [Member 5] Make we give am space! [The Crew] MAKE WE GIVE AM SPACE! [Chorus – Full Group, Bigger Beat] WOBBLE WOBBLE! LEFT AND RIGHT! DRUNKING DANCE! ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT! One step forward! Two steps back! Uncle nearly lose his cap! [The Crew] WOBBLE WOBBLE! NO FALL O! [All] DRUNKING DANCE! HERE WE GO! [Instrumental Break – Talking Drum Battle × Fast Banjo × Ṣẹ̀kẹ̀rẹ̀] [Verse 2 – Member 2 Female Lead] Uncle see the auntie standing by the door, He say, "Watch me dance, I fit do more!" He try one spin, then he freeze halfway, Auntie say, "My friend, better sit down today!" [Member 1 – Uncle Character] No, no, no! I still get style! [Member 5] Uncle, rest a little while! [Member 3] Bring him water! [The Crew] WATER! WATER! [Member 4] And somebody hide the car key! [The Crew] NO DRIVING O! [Rap Verse – Member 4, Playful Hip-Hop] One shoe sliding, one shoe stuck, Uncle dey dance like a bouncing truck. He wave to the ceiling, salute the fan, Then ask the DJ, "Who be that man?" That's your reflection, uncle, look! Your dance moves need another book! We go laugh, but we go care, Sit down, drink water, catch some air! [The Crew] HEY! HEY! WE DEY CARE! [CROWNSTEP™ WOBBLE DANCE BREAK – Percussion Only, Then Huge Beat Drop] [Member 3 – Dance Caller] Everybody ready? [The Crew] READY! [Member 3] Crown Tap! [The Crew] TAP! TAP! [Member 2] Heel Kick! [The Crew] KICK! KICK! [Member 1] Side Glide! [The Crew] SLIDE! SLIDE! [Member 5] Shoulder Bounce! [The Crew] BOUNCE! BOUNCE! [Member 4] Now the Wobble! [The Crew] WOBBLE WOBBLE! [Member 3] Reign Turn! [The Crew] TURN! [All] CROWN POSE! [Massive Afrobeat Drop] [All] LEFT! RIGHT! SHAKE IT LIGHT! WOBBLE WOBBLE! FEEL ALRIGHT! [Bridge – Gospel-Soul Comedy Choir] [Member 5 – Soulful Female Lead] We came to dance, We came to laugh, But everybody needs a helping hand. [Member 1 – Male Lead] When the party's over, And the night is through, Your friends will look out for you. [The Crew – Harmony] Take him home! Take him home! Safe and sound! Safe and sound! [Member 2] Nobody drives when they've had too much! [Member 3] Call a ride, that's the loving touch! [Final Chorus – All Five + The Crew, Explosive] WOBBLE WOBBLE! LEFT AND RIGHT! DRUNKING DANCE! WHAT A NIGHT! Shake your shoulder! Move your feet! Everybody catch the beat! [The Crew] WOBBLE WOBBLE! HEY! HEY! [All] CROWNSTEP! CROWNFLUX! DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY! [Member 1] Uncle, where your slippers? [Uncle – Spoken] One dey under table! [Member 2] And the other one? [Uncle] I think say the DJ wear am! [The Crew – Huge Laughter] HA-HA-HA! [Outro – Talking Drum + Banjo Fade] [Member 5] Uncle, your ride don reach! [Uncle] Okay, okay... but one last dance! [All] NO OOO! [Dog Bark Sound Effect] [The Crew] REIGN ON! [End – Comedic Drum Hit]
