[Verse 1] My douchebag brother Cut his sleeves Lit a smoke Fired up the Buick Regal Said “tonight we gonna go” Party kickin the pasture Warm keg Flat cheer I’m sippin’ Spo-li in the corner hes drunk off two beers he’s singin’ “Humpty” off-key Tryin’ to tickle your rear (hey!) We laughin’ so hard Spillin’ cheap-ass beer Then douchebag John Looked dead in the mirror Said “watch this” and chugged Gasoline mixed with beer (oh dear) [Chorus] My douchebag brother You were wild You were wrong You lit up those gravel roads Like the sky in a storm Ride or die We were stupid But you knew every turn Yeah The cops and the dust And the fences we burned I still love my douchebag brother ’cause you crashed so I could learn [Verse 2] We hit the river levee In that rusted Regal tank Drove blind through the cornfield Rippin’ rows like a prank Farmer Joe’s fence crackin’ Boards fly Heart jump He fired three shots in the dark Heard the pellets just thump Blue lights in the rearview Engine cough Wheels spin We’re prayin’ that this busted boat Somehow still swims Gravel dust like a curtain Sirens singin’ off-key That was 80s That was chaos That was you and me [Chorus] My douchebag brother You were wild You were wrong You lit up those gravel roads Like the sky in a storm Ride or die We were stupid But you knew every turn Yeah The cops and the dust And the fences we burned I still love my douchebag brother ’cause you crashed so I could learn [Bridge] We ain’t kids in that car now But the scars still shine All the bad jokes Bad choices Somehow saved my life If I’m broken I’m broken In your kinda way Laughin’ hard at the danger Flippin’ off yesterday (woo) [Chorus] My douchebag brother You were wild You were wrong You lit up those gravel roads Like the sky in a storm Ride or die We were stupid But you knew every turn Yeah The cops and the dust And the fences we burned I still love my douchebag brother ’til they shut off the lights You’re my dumb Drunk halo On them lawless nights
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