Pay Up

(Chorus)
Oh, Pay Up! Honey, Pay Up! Party's windin' down,
Lands are tapped, creatures stopped, I wear the crown.
Static Orb spinnin', Winter Orb so cool,
Thought you'd cast your spells? Honey, you're a fool!
Pay Up! Or scoop it up, no game for free,
This Stax deck's got you locked, just you wait and see!

(Verse 2)
Puzzled faces, hands are slow,
Thorn of Amethyst sparkle, puts on quite a show.
Each spell costs more, a little extra fee,
No answers for 'em, none for them, you see.
Smokestack puffin', sacrifices come with ease,
Boards are empty, blown away by the breeze.

(Bridge)
Tryna outmaneuver, with tricks and fancy plays,
But Trinisphere is hummin', through these hazy days.
Every spell costs more, they can't afford the price,
Hands are empty, caught in my device!
No draw for you, darling, Chains of Mephistopheles gleam,
Life's a struggle in my Stax machine!

(Outro)
So if you're steppin' up, to challenge my domain,
Be ready for the taxes, be ready for the pain.
When my disco Stax deck gets groovin', loud and clear,
You'll hear that common refrain, ringing in your ear:

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(Verse 1) Lights are flashin', dance floor's bright, But I'm here at the table, planning out my fight. Commander's ready, a cold glint in her eye, Time to drop the beat, and watch the others cry. They're tappin' their mana, feelin' fancy-free, Don't know this disco's endin', just for them, you see! (Chorus) Oh, Pay Up! Honey, Pay Up! Party's windin' down, Lands are tapped, creatures stopped, I wear the crown. Static Orb spinnin', Winter Orb so cool, Thought you'd cast your spells? Honey, you're a fool! Pay Up! Or scoop it up, no game for free, This Stax deck's got you locked, just you wait and see! (Verse 2) Puzzled faces, hands are slow, Thorn of Amethyst sparkle, puts on quite a show. Each spell costs more, a little extra fee, No answers for 'em, none for them, you see. Smokestack puffin', sacrifices come with ease, Boards are empty, blown away by the breeze. (Chorus) Oh, Pay Up! Honey, Pay Up! Party's windin' down, Lands are tapped, creatures stopped, I wear the crown. Static Orb spinnin', Winter Orb so cool, Thought you'd cast your spells? Honey, you're a fool! Pay Up! Or scoop it up, no game for free, This Stax deck's got you locked, just you wait and see! (Bridge) Tryna outmaneuver, with tricks and fancy plays, But Trinisphere is hummin', through these hazy days. Every spell costs more, they can't afford the price, Hands are empty, caught in my device! No draw for you, darling, Chains of Mephistopheles gleam, Life's a struggle in my Stax machine! (Chorus) Oh, Pay Up! Honey, Pay Up! Party's windin' down, Lands are tapped, creatures stopped, I wear the crown. Static Orb spinnin', Winter Orb so cool, Thought you'd cast your spells? Honey, you're a fool! Pay Up! Or scoop it up, no game for free, This Stax deck's got you locked, just you wait and see! (Outro) So if you're steppin' up, to challenge my domain, Be ready for the taxes, be ready for the pain. When my disco Stax deck gets groovin', loud and clear, You'll hear that common refrain, ringing in your ear: (Chorus) Oh, Pay Up! Honey, Pay Up! Party's windin' down, Lands are tapped, creatures stopped, I wear the crown. Static Orb spinnin', Winter Orb so cool, Thought you'd cast your spells? Honey, you're a fool! Pay Up! Or scoop it up, no game for free, This Stax deck's got you locked, just you wait and see!

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