Glass slipper on the floor, yeah, I left it on purpose Let that royal little boy do the ground-level service Prince Charming? Please, he’s a budget-tier fraud Screaming "who owns the shoe?!" like a desperate little god I saw your DMs, king, yeah I peeked at the scroll Got a girl in every village, yeah you think you on a roll You a player? That’s cute. I’m the coach of the league Time to orchestrate a plot for your royal fatigue. I don't give two fucks about your crown or your cash I’m a leave your whole dynasty burned into ash You want a perfect little bride for your happily ever after? I’m about to fill your castle with some villainous laughter. Anastasia, Drizella, put your good dresses on Yeah, your toes don’t fit, but your morals are gone I slipped a little numbing agent right in the heel Now they jamming foot tissue just to seal up the deal "Oh it fits!" cried the prince, he was blind from the wine Didn't notice that the face wasn't looking like mine Now he’s legally bound to the sister I hate Two birds, one stone, double down on the bait. I don't give two fucks about your crown or your cash I’m a leave your whole dynasty burned into ash You want a perfect little bride for your happily ever after? I’m about to fill your castle with some villainous laughter. But wait, there's a flip, yeah the plot's getting thick I told both of the sisters that he’s packing a... trick Gave 'em both the same key to the royal bed chamber Now they fighting for the sheets, total public endanger Prince locked in the room with the toxic twin terror Every day of his life is a comedy of error While they tearing out his hair for the throne and the ring I’m a miles away laughing at the court-ordered king. No more sweeping up the ash, no more scrubbing the floor Got the stepmother's deed, padlock on the door You can keep the glass slippers, they were hurting my toes I’m the queen of the scam, that's just how the story goes. Charming crying in the dungeon, getting nagged to the bone While I'm counting up his gold on a throne of my own.
