Lammy Rammy dingdong,

Lammy Rammy dingdong, Lammy Rammy's taxi ding dong, As foreign minister, I'm a real big shot, My bird Nicky, is very hot We've been with da Queen and King So take us to the skee slopes But Ah won't pay a thing. Rammy Lammy dingdong, Rammy Lammy's taxi dingdong Jus listen to ma song In Labor I'm a big swingin dong Don't care who you are, I've taken you very far. So give me 600 quid or out on the tarmac your arse will skid. Labour never pay we rob folk every day So stuff your taxi fare You'll get nowt from me, Starmer or Lord Allee. So Rammy Lammy Dingdong Is a real daft fart He left behind the secret codes He's really not so smart. Oui, you Labour twatts act like dicks You'll get in shit with M I 6 I'll take your bags and secret codes And sell them to Russky Vlad Labour putting you in charge is so very fucking mad! Rammy Lammy Dingdong Rammy Lammy's taxi dingdong Rammy Lammy's not smart at all, he really is quite shite, Not in any way bright, On the skee slopes he'll surely fall Into snow that's, oh NO.... it's fucking white! Rammy Lammy dingdong Rammy Lammy's taxi dingdong.