[Intro: Spoken] Magical Stupid Girl Got a wand and a cute bow But brain’s on vacation She's taking a stroll The beach is glowing The sun’s a neon ball But no swimming allowed The lifeguard’s got gall She sees the sign She waves it away Sharks in the water? Not today [Fade In] [Verse] Magical stupid girl on the beach She's on vacation -- sea is just within reach But there's the sign Big and bold "No swimming Sharks!" Dangerous? Yes But it won't stop her [Verse 2] Magical stupid girl Twirling in the sand Turns sharks into dragons with a flick of her hand Town’s in ruins The boardwalk’s gone But the beach is saved So sing along [Pre-Chorus] Magical Stupid Girl She’s saving the beach But destroying the world She turned fins into wings Teeth into flames Now the sharks are dragons (Such a great plan...) [Chorus] Sharks to dragons Soaring high Town crumbles Oops Goodbye But the beach is safe The sand’s still clean Magical stupid girl The beach queen [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 3] Magical stupid girl What’s in your head? You turned the sharks into dragons instead!? People are screaming The mayor’s in tears She’s smiling wide Yelling “No more fears!” [Verse 4] Magical stupid girl Saving the day Her plans go wrong in the weirdest way Dragons in the sky The town’s in smoke But hey The beach? Not one bad stroke [Pre-Chorus] Magical Stupid Girl She’s saving the beach But destroying the world She turned fins into wings Teeth into flames Now the sharks are dragons (Such a great plan...) [Chorus] Sharks to dragons Soaring high Town crumbles Oops Goodbye But the beach is safe The sand’s still clean Magical stupid girl The beach queen [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 5] Flames in the sky Chaos below She builds a sandcastle Like nothing’s on show “Look at the beach It’s perfect It’s neat” Meanwhile buildings melt in the heat [Bridge] The folks screamed "You’ve wrecked the streets!" She shrugged "But look No fins Just wings and heat!" The mayor begs His voice is tight “Would you please stop helping our town?” [Pre-Chorus] Magical Stupid Girl She’s saving the beach But destroying the world She turned fins into wings Teeth into flames Now the sharks are dragons (Such a great plan...) [Chorus] Sharks to dragons Soaring high Town crumbles Oops Goodbye But the beach is safe The sand’s still clean Magical stupid girl The beach queen [Instrumental Outro]
