Anon loves Tendies - 4chan

four-chan I blame you. >be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want Mick-Dee's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point >at drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can I get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?" Oh no did I just say chicken tendies in real life? >Crew Member says "sure anon" He is One of us >drive to window, embarrassed try not to make a fuss >guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his twitter >dee-em him >now best friends. >be me >move to Britain >get job >get paid in Gee-Bee-Pee >good boy points?? >they buy tendies >good boy points! >be me, reddit loser >on reddit constantly >one day stumble upon are-slash-greentext >hey thats pretty good dot-em-pee-three >fall in love with four-chan and its greentext >lurk around and post on slash-bee >still loyal to reddit though, come back to it frequently >continue to spend more and more time on four-chan to read >I didnt know it yet, but these greentexts were rubbing off on me >fast forward to today >at macdonalds >pull up to order >>yeah I would like a ten piece of buttermilk tendies >wait >I said tendies >I kid you not, the cashier answers through the speaker >>"that will be four dollars and fifty seven cents, anon" >he is a fellow lurker >drive up to pay worker >to embarrassed to say anything >cashier chuckles as I pull up >pay for food, get receipt >as the cashier hands me my receipt he says >>"enjoy your tendies" >my face when So guys how was your day >Be me >Make tendies >Mom working >Give mom some tendies "Thanks anon love you" Love you too mom