aya Birthday suit, cake full of loot—AAAyyyyy First crush hit when I played that SEGA, purr— ha ha ha Had the joystick tight, sittin’ all pretty, Fingers flyin’ faster than a cheat code di di ditty. Whoop! Two-player dreams, but I played it alone, Blue blurrrrrrr ahhhh runnin’ had me moanin’ on my own. 16 bits, and I bit my lip, That power-up hit like a real good—click! (Slide yaaaassss) ick the cart, blow it slow—let’s play, Joystick buzz make the kitty go cray. SEGA scream got my neighbors concerned, Hit that power-up, now I’m wet and burned. —don’t drift, just slide, (slide) He pulled up with a cartridge, I let him inside. Eeeooooww! (boi) Game over in this itch, That’s high score pussy—glitch in the switch.
