[INTRO — DISTANT / CORRUPTED TRANSMISSION] System check. Subwoofer: unstable. Reality: flickering. Brain function: ... WHO CARES? [LOW SUB RUMBLE] Initiating... BASS APOCALYPSE PROTOCOL. [GLITCH] Oh no. [BUILD] The bass is waking up. [DROP 1] BWAAAAAAAAAH! WOMP! WOMP! GRRRRRAAAAH! BASS! APOCALYPSE! PROTOCOL! KICK! SNARE! BASS! DESTROY! [CHOPPED VOCALS] GO! GO! GO! GO! [VERSE 1] I walked in the room and the floor said “NO” Bass hit once and the walls said “GO” Ceiling started doing the worm overhead My shoelaces looked at me and started shaking their heads DJ reached down with a dangerous grin Pressed one button— The apocalypse begins. [PRE-DROP] Everybody take one step back. No— Take ten. [FAKE DROP] BWAA— [STOP] ... Heh. You thought. [DROP 2] BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GRIND! GRIND! GRIND! YOINK! SCREEECH! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! BREAK THE FLOOR! SHAKE THE WALL! MAKE THE SUBWOOFER EAT IT ALL! [CHORUS] WE DON'T NEED A WARNING! WE DON'T NEED A SIGN! THE BASS JUST BROKE THE FUTURE! AND LEFT THE PAST BEHIND! WE DON'T NEED TOMORROW! WE DON'T NEED CONTROL! WHEN THE DROP COMES DOWN— LET THE BASS EAT YOUR SOUL! [DROP 3 — CALL & RESPONSE] YOU READY? [ CROWD ] YEAH! LOWER! [ CROWD ] YEAH! LOWER! [ CROWD ] YEAH! LOWER! [EVERYTHING CUTS] LOWER THAN THAT. [SUB ONLY] BWOOOOOOOOOOM. [DROP] GRRRRRAAAAH! BWA-BWA-BWA-BWAAAAH! WUB! WUB! WUB! SKRRRRR! [VERSE 2] Now the moon's got a bassline Mars has got a kick Saturn lost its rings 'Cause somebody made it hit The sun said, “That's enough.” We said, “Absolutely not.” Then the universe itself Got swallowed by the drop [BREAKDOWN — EERIE] Hello? ... Is anybody still conscious? [VOICE FROM DISTANCE] Turn it up. [WHISPER] What? [VOICE] TURN IT UP. [BUILD] Oh. Okay. [ASCENDING] ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! [COMPLETE SILENCE] ... [WHISPER] Good luck. [FINAL DROP — BASS INSANITY] BASS APOCALYPSE! BWAAAAAAAAAAAH! GRRRRRRRR! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! RATTLE! GRIND! SCREEECH! DROP! DROP! DROP! THE SKY IS CRACKING! THE FLOOR IS BENDING! THE BASS IS NEVER— ENDING! [CHOPPED] NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! [FINAL BASS SEQUENCE] BWAAAH! BWAAAH! BWAAAAAAAAAH! WOMP! GRRRR! YOINK! [HARD CUT] ... [QUIET] System check. ... Reality unavailable. [ONE LAST SUB HIT] BOOOOOOOM.
