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Are you enter-tained? v suss

[Intro] (Are you entertained?) Yeah? (heh) What version you want today? Seriously, you have so many options here. .. Welcome to Oobies backyard pick-up, we won't let you down, maybe... Depends on what customer wants. Really, we have it all, baby! (You only need to order...) [Verse 1] Do you want it quiet or should I keep it loud? Keep it humble or should I make it proud? Do you want me fearless? do you want me scared? do you want me covered or should I be bare? Should I be a bitch or should I be a saint? Tell me how would you like it, all the new or the same? (The same?) [Pre-Chorus] Be thorny, be plush Be rival, be crush Be smart, be dumb Be cute and be cunt Be kind, be mean Be nightmare, be dream Be whisper, be scream FIT EVERY MASK WE'VE EVER SEEN! [Chorus] So tell me who do you want? What version to meet? Should I be cold? Or do you want heat? How high I should jump? Choose my dance to your beat! [Bridge] Matching to all while fitting to none Falling right in while sticking out (like a sore thumb...) All over the place always laughing alongside be on my own or choose everyone else side? keep it in only for your eyes let you drink my cries give you all the tasty bits or leave you high and dry? Tell me what you want do not care for any toll just get your place in line so I get over to all ARE YOU ENTERTAINED YET? [Verse 2] Whatever I do, always become undone Known to all and known by none There's not enough faces I could put on and thrive When it's not even safest to stay quiet and hide! [Outro Part 1] You want it messy or clean? Or maybe sweet or obscene? Sour or salt? Should I loose it or taut? Tell me what is too much Tell me what is not enough Coz being myself Seems to be tough. (Too tough for you...) (Don't worry, customer service will soften it for you, stay in line, look at our menu, we will be with you right away... ) [instrumental solo] [Outro Part 2] tell me should I be fool or should I be cool should I go dance or sit on my stool want me be serious from dusk to dawn? or perhaps full circus, your daily clown? [Outro Part 3] do you want gentle? or should I go rough play it out mental or sane just enough want have moron support or support to moron whatever you ask just ask (go on) [Outro Part 4] should I be fancy and have some game or regular nancy, do you prefer me lame? tell me what can I give you, what kind of fix? do you want it just simple? or should I mix? do you want it dirty (Ah) or should I be pure? sicken you up or be your cure? do you want soft do you want hard? go on just pick we have a full yard so tell me... ARE YOU FUCKIN ENTERTAINED! ARE YOU- ENTERTAINED ENTER- ARE YOU- (TAINED...) (TAINED...) (TAINED...) [Skit - Outro] Thank you for visiting Oobie's backyard, we aspire to be up to everyone's standards, while having none. Please, visit us again! Lyrics And Arrangements Copyright© 2026 Bigb_oobie All Right Reserved