Quartz or Mechanical ? #10

[intro] [verse] You want a watch to tell the time Any one will do just fine No need to make this complicated It seems so easy at the start A simple piece will play the part Don't need to be Chronometer rated [verse] And then you go online A big mistake, I think you'll find Your thoughts get so inundated You never thought about the power source But now you do, oh well of course You never knew just what you hated [chorus] Quartz or mechanical, what will it be? Service nightmare, or maintenance free? Only you can decide, it's a matter of style You've gotta be sure, gotta make up your mind How do you want your life to be timed? Quartz or mechanical? [verse] Wait a minute, there's much more So many options to explore How could you be so uneducated? There's manual or autowind A bunch of dials of every kind You could end up clinically sedated [bridge] Should it be new or vintage, Stainless or gold? Swiss or American, there's choices untold Three hand or chrono, what should you buy? Digital or analogue? It's enough to make you cry [chorus] Quartz or mechanical, what will it be? Service nightmare, or maintenance free? Only you can decide, it's a matter of style You've gotta be sure, gotta make up your mind How do you want your life to be timed? Quartz or mechanical? Yeah, how do you want your life to be timed? Quartz or mechanical? Quartz or mechanical? Yeah, quartz or mechanical? [spoken in quiet voice] Oh, don't get me started on smart watches [end]