The Pink Witch Hunt

"All rights reserved Shin Pinku (シンピンク™) © 2026" [INTRO — spoken / cool, conspiratorial] Alright, little cultists... Your weekly rite has arrived. And this week... We're going hunting. [VERSE 1 — rhythmic, conversational] Somewhere out there, somebody found pink Thought they had a little something, thought they cracked the code Pink hair, pink clothes, pink everything Cute little imitation walking down the road Now don't get mad Don't get mean Don't start a war That's not the scene You simply find the song You listen real close You find the little thing That makes it work the most [PRE-HOOK — building] Then... Take it. Not the song. The idea. Take the idea. [HOOK — catchy / repetitive] **The Pink Witch Hunt** **The Pink Witch Hunt** Bring me what you found **The Pink Witch Hunt** **The Pink Witch Hunt** Turn that shit around Make it pink Make it black Make it something they ain't never had **The Pink Witch Hunt** Then bring that offering back [VERSE 2 — more rhythmic / playful] Study the rhythm Study the hook Study the little tricks That made you stop and look What made it hit? What made it stick? What made you think "Okay... that's actually kinda sick." Keep what you love Change what you don't Take the little spark And give that motherfucker smoke Don't just copy Don't just paste Don't put a pink wig On the exact same face We ain't looking for another one We're looking for what comes next [BREAK — sparse / spoken] Maybe yours is Pinku. Maybe yours is purple. Maybe yours is green. Maybe you killed the pink completely. Good. The color isn't the point. **The transformation is.** [HOOK — variation] **The Pink Witch Hunt** **The Pink Witch Hunt** Take it apart **The Pink Witch Hunt** **The Pink Witch Hunt** Then rebuild the heart Make it yours Make it strange Make one little idea completely change **The Pink Witch Hunt** And show us what you made [VERSE 3 — instructional, increasingly confident] Credit the artist Name the song Tell us where the little trail began Then show us yours Let everybody hear What happened when you Put your hands in there Maybe you made it heavier Maybe you made it sweet Maybe you slowed it down Maybe you broke the beat Maybe you made a hymn Maybe you made a sin Maybe you found a color Pink never let you in Doesn't matter. If you changed it with intention... You're in. [BRIDGE — mantra] Don't be different Just to be different Don't make noise Just to make noise Don't fill the room Because you're scared of the silence Listen. Learn. Change. Create. [FINAL HOOK — biggest section] **The Pink Witch Hunt** **The Pink Witch Hunt** There's one out there for you **The Pink Witch Hunt** **The Pink Witch Hunt** Now show us what you can do Take the common Make it uncommon Take the ordinary Make it yours Take the pink Take the color Take the idea Open the doors Find your target Transform what you find Bring your offering To the Cult of Pinku [OUTRO — spoken, deadpan] And remember... We are not looking for the loudest. We are not looking for the weirdest. We are not looking for the most complicated. We're looking for the one who found something ordinary... ...and made us look at it differently. Now go. **Begin the Pink Witch Hunt.**