[Verse] There's a whole lot of strange in the men's restroom Where the rules of hygiene have been thrown away (away) There's a guy who thinks urinals are his personal potty And he's making a mess for us all today (oh no) [Chorus] Oh, he's pooping in urinals, peeing in sinks Washing his hands in the toilet, what do you think? (ooh-yeah) He's breaking all the rules, causing quite a stink Gotta steer clear of him, that's what you gotta do Oh, the urinal chronicles, they're quite a sight to view!
