
Four Handles, One Toaster
[Intro] Four names, one man, yellow on the plate Don’t follow the alts, follow the original rate [Verse 1] @TherapyToaster on the timeline after dark Upbadging the Cyberbeast, stainless, thank you Jesus, that’s the mark Yellow plate says Therapy Toaster, electric speed square in the yard Star Wars, NASA, #ACID, everything in the frame is outer and hard Ashley said the angles matter, I saw what she did, I laughed Still gotta wash it, still gotta finish what I started on the back Learned a hack on X, told the timeline ask Grok if you’re lost Main account holding the wheel while the other three get crossed [Pre-Chorus] One vet, four doors, same yellow in the blood Nice guy, big toast, triggered, and the one they trust [Chorus] Therapy Toaster, Fat Coty, Toasty, Triggered Coty Four handles, one toaster, don’t you get it wrong Sardines and a blankie, a truck with a yellow plate on If Fat says delete it, Triggered says the prompt is off Toasty didn’t post, he’s the quiet one in the song Four handles, one toaster, roll the Cyberbeast along [Verse 2] @FatCoty pulled up hungry, butter, toast, and cheese Sardines on the timeline, looks yummy, pass the grease Posted a few Fat Coty days, then told on himself clean More I post, more I gain, like a cow in the feed Said this account went off the rails, at least delete this one Yellow’s still the favorite color, corn on the side when the day is done Big toast ego talking, main account letting him speak Family in the driveway, truck in the pictures, that’s the week [Verse 3] @TriggeredCoty in the replies, WTF at the frog Grok versus Gemini, which one’s the glitch, which one’s the log A little triggered by the prompting, animate it, still wrong Two heated blankets, yellow blankie, they can joke all night long Screw the bit, I’m comfy, that’s the post, that’s the tone Main account asked if Fat saw it, would he flip, would he go Kermit in the lightning, toasts jumping, tub splash in the frame TriggeredCoty's still typing, FatCoty's still eating, same last name [Bridge] @ToastyCoty, nice guy in the bio, no posts I could find Welcome to your therapy session, main account put it on the line Sometimes the quiet ego is the one that keeps the house Twenty-three years, four kids, yellow plate, stainless, heading south I can quit the bit, I can keep the bit, I can wash the truck tonight Truth over the bit, that’s the only way this chorus hits right [Chorus] Therapy Toaster, Fat Coty, Toasty, Triggered Coty Four handles, one toaster, don’t you get it wrong Sardines and a blankie, a truck with a yellow plate on If Fat says delete it, Triggered says the prompt is off Toasty didn’t post, he’s the quiet one in the song Four handles, one toaster, roll the Cyberbeast along [Outro] Thank you Jesus, plate still yellow, install ain’t done Four accounts, one Coty, and the toaster’s still the one

