[Intro, Explosive guitar riff] Yeah!!! Woo! Touch it and you’re done! [Verse 1] I caught you climbing on that chair Eyes locked with that fan up there You stretched your hand like it’s no big deal But that’s a boundary I feel! [Pre-Chorus] I spent hours mounting that blade Perfect angles, perfectly made Now you’re reaching like you’re the man Back off, bro—it’s my ceiling fan! [Chorus, Screamed Falsetto] Get your hands off my ceiling fan!!! (It’s not your ventilation plan!) Get your hands off my ceilin’-fa-a-a-a-a-an!!! (You don’t know what it can span!) Touch one switch and you’ll feel pain This isn’t just some household plane! Get your hands—off—my—ceiling faaaaaaaaan!!! [Guitar Break, Whammy-heavy solo] Whoooaah yeahhh!!! [Verse 2] That’s chrome-plated, four-speed steel A sacred spin you’re tryna steal You think it’s wobbling—don’t repair! Only I adjust it, fair and square! [Pre-Chorus] I’ve got it balanced to a T It’s calibrated just for me Don’t you dare, don’t lift that hand Or you’ll meet the wrath of ceiling fan land! [Chorus, Screamed Falsetto with Echo] Get your hands off my ceiling fan!!! (That’s my airflow, understand!?) Get your hands off my ceilin’-fa-a-a-a-an!!! (You ain’t got no fan command!) Try to clean it? You’ll be banned! You mess with blades, you mess with THE MAN! Get your hands—off—my—ceiling faaaaaaaaaan!!! [Bridge, Overdramatic build] You touch it—I’m callin’ Dad You break it—I’ll go mad It’s not just décor, it’s art And you’re tearing my soul apart!!! [Breakdown, Spoken Screech] What gives you the right!? Do you even know the RPM it’s set to!? This ain’t some generic fixture—it’s MINE! [Final Chorus, Screamed + Harmony] Get your hands off my ceiling fan!!! (You’re in the danger zone, man!) Get your hands off my ceilin’-fa-a-a-an!!! (That switch was never in your plan!) Now you’re caught, it’s fan-on-fan crime Don’t you dare try one more time! Get your hands—off—my—ceiling faaaaaaaaaan!!! [Outro, Guitar screech + fan spinning SFX] (It’s mine! All mine!) (Fan justice is real!!!) Yeahhhhhh!!!
