[Intro – *suuuuuuiiii* (tongue click) *ding*] Logs Logs [Chorus] When the disk fills up and the drive gets hottttt (Log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt) When the SIEM slows down and the fans go poppppp (Queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt) When a threat creeps up in the honeypottttt (Catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt) I got a dashboard up and I’m trackin’ all the fraudddddd Yeah we trace them logs fast, ‘cause we got it goin’ onnnnnn [Verse 1 – Security Analyst] I’m a log dude (uh), with a keen eye (yep) Every ping, every trace, I don’t let it slide SIEM alert flashin’, I’m already there Breakin' down payloads like I just don’t care Packet in the stream? Nah, I see that Headers on blast, got receipts with the feedback Rule set deep, detection tight Try a lateral move, you gon’ light up the night Parser poppin’, regex flowin’ Got a whole threat path and I’m already knowin’ *ticking* Patch it now, better not stall *ding* Matter fact, log four more before you crawl Think twice before you breach that wall [Chorus] When the disk fills up and the drive gets hottttt (Log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt) When the SIEM slows down and the fans go poppppp (Queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt) When a threat creeps up in the honeypottttt (Catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt) I got a dashboard up and I’m trackin’ all the fraudddddd Yeah we trace them logs fast, ‘cause we got it goin’ onnnnnn [Verse 2 – Snoop SecOps] I’m a SOC lord, vet with the plan Blue team flag, lockdown spam Left side alert, right side trace Dashboard swing like a punch in the face Don’t fake with me, we legit Pull one wrong packet, we flip that script (Two... trace... one... trap) S-E-C rollin’ deep in the map Ain’t no guessin', we match on logs No brute force works when we block those frogs Click click, trap snaps, ticket’s hot We don’t sleep when the threat gets caught Hardened shell, layered stack Roll the backup, then roll it back [Chorus] When the disk fills up and the drive gets hottttt (Log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt) When the SIEM slows down and the fans go poppppp (Queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt) When a threat creeps up in the honeypottttt (Catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt) I got a dashboard up and I’m trackin’ all the fraudddddd Yeah we trace them logs fast, ‘cause we got it goin’ onnnnnn [Verse 3 – Final bounce back] I’m a rule king with the SOAR unlocked Kill chain breakin’, bad actor clocked TTP match, IOC tagged User got popped? Nah, we already flagged Spoof that MAC? Please, we see All your tricks loop back to me You spin up VMs? We trace each one That east-west move just ruined your run Full alert mode, flashin’ red Firewall saw where your payload spread Forensic trail got your command And we dropped that script before it hit the land Hashin’, trackin’, searchin’, patchin’ All that noise, and we still catchin’ [Chorus – Final] When the disk fills up and the drive gets hottttt (Log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt, log it like it’s hottttt) When the SIEM slows down and the fans go poppppp (Queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt, queue it like it’s hottttt) When a threat creeps up in the honeypottttt (Catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt, catch it like it’s hottttt) I got a dashboard up and I’m trackin’ all the fraudddddd Yeah we trace them logs fast, ‘cause we got it goin’ onnnnnn [Outro – *tongue click, fade*] Logs Logs
