**(Verse 1)** Woke up at noon, scrollin' through my feed, Everyone's perfect, yeah, livin' the dream. Got my avocado toast, but it's goin' stale, Bills pilin' up like a fairy tale fail. Swipe right on life, but it's ghostin' me back, Hashtags and filters, what a killer hack. **(Pre-Chorus)** Oh, isn't this great? The American scheme, Chasin' that clout, livin' the meme. **(Chorus)** Yeah, we're all winners in this rat race parade, Sippin' our lattes, gettin' underpaid! Postin' our breakdowns like they're viral gold, Who needs therapy when you've got likes to hold? Oh, sarcasm's my love language, can't you tell? This modern life's a blast—straight to hell! **(Verse 2)** Boss says "hustle hard," but I'm barely alive, Side gig economy, yeah, nine to five. Influencers flexin' with their sponsored swag, I'm over here dodgin' that student loan drag. Climate's on fire, but hey, buy more stuff, Eco-friendly plastic? Man, that's tough love. **(Verse 3)** Datin' apps promise the love of your life, But it's all catfishes and endless strife. Politics screamin' from every screen, Left or right, it's all just a mean machine. AI takin' jobs, but hey, that's progress, Robots risin' up—what a beautiful mess! **(Pre-Chorus)** Oh, what a thrill, this endless grind, Feelin' so blessed, losin' my mind. **(Chorus)** Yeah, we're all winners in this rat race parade, Sippin' our lattes, gettin' underpaid! Postin' our breakdowns like they're viral gold, Who needs therapy when you've got likes to hold? Oh, sarcasm's my love language, can't you tell? This modern life's a blast—straight to hell! **(Bridge)** (Slow it down, then build up) They say "follow your passion," but mine's Netflix binges, Dream big, kid, but pay those fringes. World's goin' crazy, but smile for the 'gram, Fake it till you make it—damn, what a scam! **(Chorus)** Yeah, we're all winners in this rat race parade, Sippin' our lattes, gettin' underpaid! Postin' our breakdowns like they're viral gold, Who needs therapy when you've got likes to hold? Oh, sarcasm's my love language, can't you tell? This modern life's a blast—straight to hell! **(Outro)** Yeah, straight to hell... (fade out with power chords)
