[Stereo Widening] [Comedy Banjo Intro] [Start] [Introduction – Semi-Spoken with Banjo & Fiddle] “Well now… y’all ain’t gonna believe this, But here’s the tale of the brouhaha at Buc-ee’s…” [Verse 1 – Semi-Spoken, Quick Folksy Delivery, Male Vocals] It was Saturday mornin’, the lot was full, I was huntin’ Beaver nuggets, she was grabbin’ a pull. From the soda machine with her big 'ole cup, When she said, “You’re too slow!” — and that fired me up. [Female Vocals] I stomped my foot by the fudge display, Knocked a tower of taffy clean away. Kids screamed, clerks dropped their jaws, And I swear even Buc-ee clapped his paws! [Chorus – Sung, Big Harmony, Fast-Paced] We broke up at Buc-ee’s, Lord, what a sight, Shoppers went runnin’ left and right. From the gas pumps clear to the candy stands, We were raisin’ Cain all across the land! [Verse 2 – Semi-Spoken Comedy Flow, Male Vocals] She shoved me right into a rack of mugs, I tripped over a carton of milk jugs. Candy went flyin’, fudge hit the floor, And somebody hollered, “Y’all take it outdoors!” [Male / Female Interplay] Phones were out, folks filmed the scene, Cashiers laughin’ while an old lady screamed. You’d think the place was a rodeo show, But it was just us lettin’ our tempers blow. [Chorus – Sung, Faster Harmony] We broke up at Buc-ee’s, it sure got loud, Raised more fuss than a football crowd. Right by the bathrooms so squeaky clean, We put on the wildest show you’ve ever seen! [Breakdown Verse – Semi-Spoken Comedy Flow] Old man Earl dropped his beaver hat, Said, “I ain’t seen a donnybrook like that!” Two teenagers hollered, “Put it on the ’Gram!” While somebody yelled, “Call Uncle Sam!” The manager begged, “Lord, make it stop!” As a tower of beef jerky went ker-plop. If you think Black Friday gets outta hand, Our fight at Buc-ee’s, was heard all across our land.. [Bridge – Slapstick Narration with Banjo] Well the sheriff walked in, tipped his hat, Said, “Y’all quit that fussin’, you can’t do that!” We cooled off quick in the county jail, She grabbed my hand, said “Love won’t fail.” [Final Chorus – Big Gang Vocals] We broke up at Buc-ee’s, but we made up fast, After raisin’ that ruckus, our love still lasts. If a fight that big can’t tear us apart, Guess Buc-ee’s jerky ain't as tough as our hearts! [Break] [Post Chorus] [Spoken Word - Male and Female Interplay] [Female]: “I love you, baby.” [Male:] “I love you too.” [Banjo Instrumental Fades to End]
