[Intro] [Verse 1] Ping-pong brain on a pogo stick! Two left feet in a mosh pit trick Laced my shoes with electric bugs Tap-dance lightning, floorboard shrugs Sneakers scream with a squeaky laugh (ha ha!) Moonwalk backward, cut in half Step on ants and swallow time (yum yum!) My toes are clocks that can't align [Chorus] LEFT! LEFT! — tripwire tango! LEFT! LEFT! — banana fandango! Disco boots in a blender fight! Crack the heel and KISS THE NIGHTTT!! [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Hopscotch code in a hamster maze Spin my legs in a lava daze Velcro stuck to a carousel clown Waltz with a worm in a thorny gown Skidmark shuffle on magic beans (oh wow!) Dance-floor chewing through my jeans One foot's jazz and the other's punk (jazz punk!) Criss-cross jump in a garbage truck [Chorus] LEFT! LEFT! — hiccup hustle! LEFT! LEFT! — shoe-lace tussle! One-legged limbo, trampoline soul Melt down rhythm in a RAMEN BOWLLL!! [Break] [Bridge] "Left foot left the party, right foot filed a complaint! Doctor said: stop moonwalking in microwaves…" [Instrumental] [Interlude] パンクでドン！ ジャズでステップ！ 左と左で ぶつかるフット ヒールを蹴って、つま先スライド メトロノーム壊してワイド！ ギザギザビートで回れ右 骨がカスタネット、ノリすぎ注意！ モヒカン靴とスウィングの靴 ケンカしながら踊れブーツ！ [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Toe-tag tango with traffic cones Feet on strike, they threw some stones No brakes! — just dance or fall Twist my ankle through the mall Marching band with rubber legs (fall down!) Slide through soup and scrambled eggs Backflip kick in a popcorn storm (crash crash!) My two left feet just won't conform! [Chorus] LEFT! LEFT! — tap dance fire! LEFT! LEFT! — tripwire choir! Shuffle like static, spin like meat Hats off now to the TWO LEFT FEETTT!! [Outro]
