In Lagos lived a prince A Nigerian named Bassey Who made efforts to convince Folks of his legitimacy Poor bastard had no luck Which should be expected since Nigeria’s a republic And nobody votes for a prince Report spam But he was the real deal Nigerian prince of great wealth He had no reason to steal Just trying to get some help Funds got frozen due to some Administrative error So, his troubles had begun He now sends spam, to his horror Block sender Fifty million dollars Stuck in a Nigerian bank Under the name of Rogers With some human error to thank Emailed all with that name It took him so many clicks Received threats; he would be maimed And about a million dick pics Gone phishing But he was the real thing Nigerian prince with money Not the kind to be thieving His business is not funny His cash got stuck because of Some random bank clerk’s mistake He won’t get help from above Why does everyone think he’s fake? Four One Nine Then one Rogers replied An old lady named Bernice Had put some money aside Could pay the deposit in peace Her family tried to stop her Feared she’d end up in a ditch Dead; murdered by a scammer Joke’s on them; Bernice is now rich The real deal But he was the real deal Nigerian prince of great wealth He had no reason to steal Just trying to get some help Funds got freed up thanks to some Nice old lady with blue hair So, her riches had begun No need for spam; no more despair
