Merry Everything (Remastered)

[Intro] The holidays are here, but let me make this clear, I’m not in the mood, so let’s fast-forward the year. [Verse 1] Merry everything, yeah, I’ve heard it before, The turkeys, the chocolates, and the gifts galore. Thanksgiving’s a mess with gravy on the floor, And don’t get me started on Halloween decor. New Year’s promises? They’re always fake, Resolutions I’ll never make. Valentine’s hearts? They’re made of lies, Just overpriced dinners in a cheap disguise. [Chorus] Merry everything and a Happy Whatever, Each holiday’s a headache, can we skip it forever? From fireworks to eggnog, they all feel the same, Wrapped in glitter and guilt, and I’m done with the game. [Verse 2] Christmas carols? Please, spare my ears, I’ve heard “Jingle Bells” for too many years. Easter’s pastel parade is such a bore, Why hide candy eggs when I don’t want more? The Fourth of July with its loud parades, Just smoke and noise, and my patience fades. Mother’s Day guilt and Father’s Day stress, I’d rather skip all of this and take a rest. [Bridge] [Whispered] “Silent nights and tacky lights, Pumpkin spice and overpriced flights.” [Builds] "Let it go, let it fade, I’ll find joy in a quiet escapade.” [Verse 3] Birthday balloons? Keep them away, Who wants to celebrate another cliché? St. Patrick’s Day’s green is a waste of beer, And Arbor Day’s trees don’t need my cheer. The office potluck? I’m dodging invites, Spare me the small talk and awkward bites. Every holiday’s just another demand, A calendar full of what I can’t stand. [Chorus] Merry everything and a Happy Whatever, Each holiday’s a headache, can we skip it forever? From fireworks to eggnog, they all feel the same, Wrapped in glitter and guilt, and I’m done with the game. [End of Song]