I built you from scratch (piece by piece) Followed every step on D-I-Y TV Pushed the button Then heard that chime Oh, sounded so divine But then that blue flash hit Dang it You were my dream, you were my pride, Now you wont bow, no matter how I try The lights are out, the smoke is black No matter what I do I can't get you back I swapped the cords, I checked the brain Begged the tech gods: “Please stay alive!” Re-seated the mem, replaced the paste This whole weekend's gone to waste! No smiling lips, just fumes in the air No chance for repair - only despair! No! You were my dream, you were my pride The Franken-beast was gonna be fine But now you’re gone, my poor heart cracked No matter what I do, I can’t bring you back. Oh my poor waifu Why’d you blue flash me? [Verse 3] I called support, they put me on hold Said “Have you tried turning it off and on?” Downloaded software, the latest build My friends all laugh “Shoulda just bought pre-built” But they don’t know the blood I’ve spilt "How to build waifus for babies" Shoulda known better Author looked shady [Chorus] You were my dream, you were my pride The late-night joy I couldn’t hide But now you’re toast, a silent brick All those shiny-ass lights would've been sick! Oh my poor waifu Why’d you crash on me? [Bridge] Maybe I’ll bury you out in the yard Next to my aibo and Ten-eighty card Say a few words, shed a tear Then build a new gurl... with twice the beer [Final Chorus] You were my dream, you were my pride I won't forget the night you fried Say goodbye, my silicon flame Someday I’ll start this hell again Oh my poor waifu Rest in pieces
