The Perfect Hook (My AI Song)

[Intro] Hmm... I've got a melody... No... It's got me. [Verse 1 ] I got a melody On my mind. It won't leave Me alone. Every time I write a new line... It says... "Just repeat The old one." [Pre Chorus] I said, "People deserve Something fresh." My brain said, "They'll never notice." [Chorus] I wanna write The perfect hook. One nobody's Heard before. Soon as I find it... Everybody shouts... "ONE MORE TIME!" I wanna write The perfect hook. One nobody's Heard before. See? You're already Singing along. [Rap] Yo. This is the part Where every song Suddenly needs A rap verse. Nobody asked. Still... Here we are. Rhyming "fire" With "desire." Retiring Immediately. [Brass Hit] BAAAAAAH!! ... No reason. [Genre Shift] Wait... Are we... Hawaiian? No... Cajun. No... Electro. Actually... All three. [Whisper] This bit Makes everything Sound important... Even... Toast. [Handclaps] 👏 👏 👏👏 Everybody clap. Even if You don't know Why. [Guitar Solo] *Ridiculously long guitar solo that completely ignores the chords.* [Strings] 😭 It's just... So beautiful... For absolutely No reason. [Piano] Maybe... The real melody... Was the friends... We made... Along the way. [Motivation] Believe in yourself. Drink water. Finish the bridge. Never rhyme "Fire" With... Too late. [Choir] AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! (Why are they here?) Nobody knows. RIGHT. UP. A. SEMITONE. Everybody pretend This was planned. ... Thank you. You've been... ... ... ... Wait. I WANNA WRITE THE PERFECT HOOK! ONE NOBODY'S HEARD BEFORE! I WANNA WRITE THE PERFECT HOOK! ONE NOBODY'S HEARD BEFORE! I WANNA WRITE THE PERFECT HOOK! ONE NOBODY'S HEARD BEFORE! OKAY... NOW WE'RE OVERDOING IT. One! Two! Three! Four! ... ... Oops.