[Verse] Christmas is coming, and the latest toy craze Got parents hunting, they been searching for days Target located, but to their dismay Final one left, theres gonna be an affray [Prechorus] Nine in the morning, crowds rush through the door Kicking and shouting, pushing to the floor Security are fleeing, wishing they were home Beirut’s seen nothing like this festive war zone. [Chorus] It’s a toy shop takedown, a battle in the store Parents throwing punches, like soldiers gone to war This years must have that every kid should own Last one in stock, but who’s taking it home? [Verse] Mums & Dads clashing, fighting up and down the aisles Toys and decorations, being thrown like miss aisles Trollies flipped over, staff try to hold them back No seasonal good will here, this Friday is black [Prechorus] Santa bolts his grotto as the angry mob draws near Cursing and bones crunching, the only sounds you hear Just frantically sweeping, everything off all the shelves Adults misbehaving like a bunch of angry elves [Chorus] It’s a toy shop takedown, a battle in the store Parents throwing punches, like soldiers gone to war This years must have that every kid should own Last one in stock, but who’s taking it home? [Chorus] It’s a toy shop takedown, a battle in the store Parents throwing punches, like soldiers gone to war This years must have that every kid should own Last one in stock, but who’s taking it home? [Bridge] Blood is splattered ‘cross the toy store ground The riot’s over but the gift not found I avoided the carnage, I ordered online Delivered this morning, now that trophy’s mine [Chorus] It’s a toy shop takedown, a battle in the store Parents throwing punches, like soldiers gone to war This years must have that every kid should own None left in stock, nobody’s taking it home? [Chorus] It’s a toy shop takedown, a battle in the store Parents throwing punches, like soldiers gone to war This years must have that my kid ‘s gonna own None left in stock, cos I’ve got it at home
