[Chorus] Be the postman that you aspired to be. Drive your tissue box chariot through the streets. Bring the boxes and letters over to me. Don't be delayed cause I need to get paid! [Verse 1] I see you coming. You're never right on time. You see me runnin. You really lag behind. But when you pull up. My heart stops with joy. Your not that corrupt. When you're in Illinois. [Verse 2] I see you shovin, All of those magazines. You got me lovin, on Mary Magdalene. When you deliver, you get the wrong address. You should consider, however mad we get. [Interlude] I got those W-2s. (oh yeah) I gotta send em all back now. I got those bills to be paid. (oh yeah) I gotta pay em all back now. I got those love notes she made. (oh yeah) I gotta write her right back now. [Verse 3] Return to sender. another late reply. The other vendor, they used the other guy. Now when I see you, you get me all upset. I guarantee you, you haven't met me yet. [Chorus] Be the postman that you aspired to be. Drive your tissue box chariot through the streets. Bring the boxes and letters over to me. Don't be delayed cause I need to get paid! [Verse 4] Another package lost. I'm at the mail clerk now. Another added cost. Guess I'll just go without. Got tired of the wait. You were my only hope. Got mixed up in the freight. You really are a joke. [Chorus] Be the postman that you aspired to be. Drive your tissue box chariot through the streets. Bring the boxes and letters over to me. Don't be delayed cause I need to get paid! Be the postman that you aspired to be. Drive your tissue box chariot through the streets. Bring the boxes and letters over to me. Don't be delayed cause I need to get paid! Be the postman that you aspired to be. Drive your tissue box chariot through the streets. Bring the boxes and letters over to me. Don't be delayed cause I need to get paid! [Outro]
