[Intro: Fast Piano and Abrasive Brass Riff] [MALE VOCALS] (Laughter, manic and sharp) Attention, you certified disappointments! Time for roll call! [Verse 1: Manic Male Vocals, fast, rhythmic] Look at the crowd, aren't they just f*cking precious? Every single face screams: "My life was so wreckless!" You all got the memo: Be greedy, be loud, be a prick! You followed the dark path with the wrong-sized dick! (Whispered, conspiratorial) The secret to Hell is the lack of ambition, We love a good failure, that's our whole damn mission! [Pre-Chorus: Rising Hysteria] [MALE VOCALS] You thought you were winning? Honey, you missed the mark! [MALE VOCALS] We celebrate the stain, we applaud the dark! [Fast Drum Fill] [Chorus: Huge Group Chorus, full blast] [GROUP CHORUS] (CERTIFIED FAILURE!) Yeah, we nailed the bad grade! [GROUP CHORUS] We are the mistake that your mother never made! [GROUP CHORUS] (CERTIFIED FAILURE!) We're the beautiful train wreck! [MALE VOCALS] Throw your moral compass right down your neck! [Verse 2: Manic Male Vocals, quick tempo] They said "Just be good, you can fix your whole soul," We said: "F*ck that, we're better when out of control!" We're here for the noise, the drama, the cheap alcohol haze, Living life backward in a beautiful, sinful daze! So raise a glass high to your biggest mistake ever, You made it to the Bottom! And you're staying here forever! [Bridge: Sudden Piano/Brass Solo] [MALE VOCALS] (Whispered, demonic) Wait, did someone try to be nice? *Eww.* [Quick stop/reverse effect] Let the chaos commence! [Chorus: Final, Manic Group Chorus] [GROUP CHORUS] (CERTIFIED FAILURE!) Yeah, we nailed the bad grade! [GROUP CHORUS] We are the mistake that your mother never made! [GROUP CHORUS] (CERTIFIED FAILURE!) We're the beautiful train wreck! [MALE VOCALS] Throw your moral compass right down your neck! [Outro] [MALE VOCALS] (Sarcastic applause) Another perfect, gorgeous failure! See you tomorrow, losers!
