Oh Climate Change (Pop)

[Verse 1] With seas that rise and fall by tide, We panic ’bout the wild ride. The storms will come, the winds will blow, Yet humans think they run the show. [Chorus] Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. [Verse 2] Arctic chills and scorching heat, Nature’s whims, not our defeat. We scream of doom with every gust, While earth just shrugs and turns to dust. [Chorus] Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. [Verse 3] We tax the air and ban the straws, While pollution chokes real laws. Our petty rules won’t tame the skies, Yet still we preach with fervent cries. [Bridge] We scrub the skies with paper plans, Trash fills the seas from our own hands. Fix the mess we see, don’t chase the breeze, Nature’s bigger than our pleas. [Verse 4] Billions spent on windmill wars, While earthquakes shake and oceans roar. We build our towers, tall and green, But nature laughs at our machine. [Chorus] Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. [Verse 5] Carbon credits, bought and sold, To cool a world that won’t be told. We trade the air to ease our guilt, While glaciers crack and deserts wilt. [Verse 6] Leaders jet to climate fests, Virtue-signal in their vests. They cry for change from gilded thrones, While nature hums in undertones. [Chorus] Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. Oh climate change, oh climate change, The true believers are deranged. [Verse 7] Mother Nature laughs outright, Ants who think we own the night. Our schemes dissolve in rain and flame, She plays her wild, untamed game. [Chorus – Outro] Oh climate change, oh climate change, We’re all deranged, it’s not so strange. Oh climate change, oh climate change, We’re all deranged, it’s not so strange