CHANT (this is basically the whole song): Hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend ’Cause ’cause ’cause ’cause He sucks at ping pong Hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend ’Cause ’cause ’cause ’cause He sucks at ping pong CALL + RESPONSE (stupid on purpose): Hey! (hey!) You! (you!) Boyfriend? (nah!) Ping pong? (bad!) Hey! (hey!) You! (you!) Boyfriend? (nah!) Ping pong? (bad!) CHANT AGAIN (no shame): Hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend ’Cause ’cause ’cause ’cause He sucks at ping pong Hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend ’Cause ’cause ’cause ’cause He sucks at ping pong ABSURD BREAK (one brain cell left): Ping! (ping!) Pong! (pong!) Miss! (miss!) Wrong! (wrong!) Ping! (ping!) Pong! (pong!) Miss! (miss!) Wrong! (wrong!) FINAL ENDLESS LOOP: Hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend ’Cause ’cause ’cause ’cause He sucks at ping pong Hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend ’Cause ’cause ’cause ’cause He sucks at ping pong


