[Intro] Heard you were talking shit There won't be a catchy chorus There won't be a pop melody This is strictly business I'm here to end some bitch's life [Verse] Come and get near, touch me I don't care You're not the first one, I consent Don't be a pussy, don't be scared Be ready to face my bombardment [Verse] You’re not really above that You are just a wrinkly old bat Drama baiting for engagement and likes Because you ran out the Bond of Life [Verse] EX's over your eyes? That's really cute You should also EX over your ears Since you'll hate what you're gonna hear Might as well EX your mouth since you can't refute [Verse] You simply lack sex appeal and cope by calling yourself Father Fully clothed and nothing to reveal Your scythe has to be swung twice to pop it’s boner [Verse] The Crimson moon? Dire Balemoon? All I see is some gray suit troon You should go transfix yourself Join the 42 percent for your mental health [Verse] House of the Hearth It’s a sorry excuse for an orphanage There is nothing there that’s worth, Using, other than as my shooting range [Verse] Think your children are spies? They're nothing but my cannon fodder On the other side of my pounding surprise All over Teyvat, they're only good for fertilizer [Verse] What kind of stupid name is Arlecchino It’s lukewarm like some cup of Cappuccino Sounds like the name belongs to a jobber That reminds me of the time with your pet spider [Verse] Think you’re hot shit beating up Crucabena? She’s a literal who of a Fatui agent You’re lucky you didn’t face me in the arena The one sided beating I’ll give you will be too blatant [Verse] Can you level an entire mountain Decimate an army with explosions I have more pyro application Than the entire region of Natlan [Verse] Call yourself the fourth harbinger? Once I finish sodomizing your career You will be the fourth person to wear a diaper Shitting themselves, always in fear [Bridge] Oh Clervie, Clervie, poor old Clervie Maybe in the next life you surely Would have a better friend than batty Perrie Who was too weak to break free Of your prison before you died cruelly If your friend was me, you would be Outside running with glee Cause prison breaking is my specialty Or my name isn’t Spark Knight Klee [Verse] Look at your disgusting black hands You are already dying and I’m certain your snatch is rotting I can smell the stench of dead fish fermenting [Verse] I should know, I fish blast all the time I regularly commit international crimes What do you do other than nothing Sitting on a chair and pretending to be King [Verse] So shut up and swallow this bomb Explode in a fiery death just like your mom Let the pieces of flesh smolder in the dirt While I dance on your grave for just desserts [Verse] As your soul gets absorbed in the ley lines I hope you can find Clervie and apologize for being such a shitty friend You couldn’t protect anything in the end [Outro] As a farewell gift I’ll give you a consolation During the festival Ludi Harpastum I’ll throw some bombs in celebration For the both of you in delight This way Clervie can see the colored lights Finally dancing in the sky at night You’re Da-da-Dead [End]
