[Intro] (Clatter of falling pans) (High-pitched slide whistle up) (Honk-honk!) Hurdy-gurdy, hurdy-gurdy! Bork! Bork! Bork! [Verse 1 - Manic & Bright] (Jangling bells and penny whistle flutters) Ooooh, dee chick-ee in dee pott-ee! (Skwee!) Squee-yippee, dee watter-ee hot-ee! (Hot! Hot!) Shur-de-bur, dee fevvers fly-ee, Smack-a-dee chick-ee, bye-bye-ee! (Cymbal crash) [Chorus - Stomping Tuba Swing] (Heavy tuba bassline with washboard scrapes) Bork! Bork! Bork! Vee poot dee hen-nee on dee fork! Gurdy-hur, dee schmoo-dee-doo, I-yee pott-ee, stoo-dee-stoo! (Woodblock: Tock-tock-tock!) [Verse 2 - Fretful & Exploding] (Fast guiro rolls and chaotic cowbell) Ouch-ee! Chick-ee bite-a dee snoot-ee! (Ow-yee!) Flapp-ee wing-ee, kick-ee boot-ee! (Whack!) Grab-a dee cleaver, whack-a dee pot, Oops-ee daisy... now it’s... NOT! (Loud explosion sound effect) [Bridge - Tipsy & Teetering] (Slow, wobbling tuba solo) Dee chick-ee is-a go-ee... Dee gravy is-a flow-ee... Hurdy-fleur, de floor is-a sticky! Ooooh, dee cookin’ is-a tricky! (Slide whistle down) [Chorus - Grand Finale] (All instruments together - Max Chaos) Bork! Bork! Bork! Vee poot dee hen-nee on dee fork! Gurdy-hur, dee schmoo-dee-doo, I-yee pott-ee, stoo-dee-stoo! [Outro - Exhausted Slapstick] (Fading penny whistle) Hum-de-fleur, dee kitchen’s messy, Chick-ee run-nee, I-yee guess-y! (Squeak!) Bork, bork, bork! (Final loud honk)
