No thanks, Mr. Big Shot. Keep your crown, it’s a heavy plot. I’m perfectly fine right here on the floor. Why? Because being at the bottom opens up the back door! Here we go! Wake up at nine, punching the clock, While the CEO is having a nervous shock. He’s got the ulcers, he’s got the gray hair, Chasing the metrics that go nowhere. "Be a leader! Take the initiative!" No thank you, that lifestyle’s primitive. I don’t need the throne, I don’t need the stress, I’m a professional pawn in this game of chess. I’m good with "E"! Slave is E-asy! No responsibility, keeping it breezy! You wanna rule the world? Go ahead, be my guest. I’ll be in the back row, taking a rest. Yeah, "Dorei de E"! Just let me be! The view from the bottom is a luxury! "KPI! ROI!" you scream in the mic, While I’m planning my weekend on a mountain bike. You get the glory, but you get the blame, When the whole damn company goes up in flame. I’m just a cog, a beautiful zero, Who’s stupid enough to wanna be a hero? Yes, call me lazy, call me a slave, But I’m the one riding the comfortable wave. Yo, check the hierarchy, you’re at the peak, Working eighty hours, looking exhausted and weak. Got a title on your card, lookin’ so grand, But you’re tied up tighter than a rubber band. Me? I’m the under-dog, under the radar, Underpaid? Maybe, but I’m going to the bar! You sweat the big stuff, I buy the cheap stuff, Living my life while you’re acting so tough. "Lead the pack! Step up to the plate!" Nah, I’d rather oversleep and be a little bit late. No crown on my head, no knife in my back, I’m a happy little mouse on a golden track. Heavy is the head that wears the crown... So I threw mine away and I sat right down. Enjoy your castle, enjoy your stress, I’ll be over here, cleaning up your mess (for a fee!). I’m good with "E"! Slave is E-asy! No responsibility, keeping it breezy! You wanna rule the world? Go ahead, be my guest. I’ll be in the back row, taking a rest. Yeah, "Dorei de E"! Just let me be! The view from the bottom is a luxury! Yeah, keep climbing that ladder, boss. Watch your step... it’s slippery at the top. I’m good right here. Slave is E...asy. Bye!
