(Verse 1) Well, I was born in a house where the stakes ran high, Where breakfast was a battle and we’d race to tie our ties. Mama flipped pancakes like a rodeo queen, And the first to the table got the syrup pristine! (Chorus) Everything’s a competition down in Texas, From shootin’ hoops to fryin’ eggs, you best expect it! Win or lose, don’t you cry— A wizard had to do what a wizard had to do, so goodbye! (Verse 2) Me and my brother, we’d fight for the chair, Playin’ Mario Kart like our lives were on the air. Grandma joined in with a glare in her eye, And Grandpa set records with his rapid-fire fry! (Chorus) Everything’s a competition down in Texas, From board games to backyard bets, you can’t neglect it! Win or lose, don’t you cry— A wizard had to do what a wizard had to do, so goodbye! (Bridge) Then came the beans and jalapeño show, Uncle Rod took the first bite slow. Sister grinned, doubled down— Then we all hit the ground… (Verse 3) Hot air rises, science says it’s true, But that night in Texas, we all finally knew. Windows flew open, dogs ran for their lives, And a new family rule? No bean feasts inside! (Chorus) Everything’s a competition down in Texas, From singin’ songs to holdin’ breath, oh it’s infectious! Win or lose, don’t you cry— A wizard had to do what a wizard had to do, so goodbye! (Outro – spoken) Now if y’all ever stop by for a meal, You better bring your A-game, that’s the deal. But if things get wild and the stakes get too high… A wizard had to do what a wizard had to do, so goodbye!
