2025-10-03 03:29 (EST) --- [wowowowowowowow] [musical interlude 30 sec] Version 1 (classic/original) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me? [musical interlude 30 sec] Version 2 (short & direct) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and to have them present while you are questioned. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand? [tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock] [musical interlude 30 sec] Version 3 (expanded clarity) You have the right to remain silent. You are not required to say anything to anyone. Anything you choose to say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult with an attorney before questioning and to have the attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you at no cost. Do you understand each of these rights? [wowowowowowowow.. wowowowowowowow] [musical interlude 30 sec] Version 4 (simplified, for comprehension) You don’t have to talk to me. If you do talk, what you say can be used in court. You can have a lawyer with you when you talk. If you don’t have money, a lawyer will be given to you. Do you understand? [tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock] [musical interlude 30 sec] Version 5 (formal, federal style) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to consult with an attorney before and during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you free of charge. Having these rights in mind, are you willing to talk with me now? [wowowowowowowow wowowowowowowow wowowowowowowow] [musical interlude] Final Verse (return to original) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind… do you wish to speak to me? [wow] --- [wowowowowowowow] [musical interlude 30 sec] Usted tiene el derecho de permanecer en silencio. Todo lo que diga puede y será usado en su contra en un tribunal de justicia. Usted tiene el derecho de hablar con un abogado y de tenerlo presente durante el interrogatorio. Si no puede pagar un abogado, se le asignará uno sin costo alguno. ¿Entiende usted estos derechos que le he leído? Teniendo en cuenta estos derechos, ¿desea hablar conmigo ahora? [wowowowowowowow wowowowowowowow] --- Vous avez le droit de garder le silence. Tout ce que vous direz pourra être utilisé contre vous devant un tribunal. Vous avez le droit de consulter un avocat avant de répondre aux questions et d’avoir un avocat présent pendant l’interrogatoire. Si vous n’avez pas les moyens de payer un avocat, un avocat vous sera désigné gratuitement avant tout interrogatoire, si vous le souhaitez. Si vous décidez de répondre aux questions maintenant, sans la présence d’un avocat, vous pouvez cesser de répondre à tout moment jusqu’à ce que vous ayez parlé à un avocat. ------ --- [wowowowowowowow] [musical interlude 30 sec] [wowowowowowowow wowowowowowowow] --- ---