[Long Christmas intro] [Verse 1 - Slow and teasing] Batman, baby, Slip through the shadows tonight, Alright? There’s a doll shop lacking delight, Batman, baby, I’ve got a game for you to play! [Instrumental interlude] [Verse 2 - Darkly playful] Batman, baby, There’s a broken Jack in the Box, Tick-tock, He’s singing carols down by the clocks, Oh, Batman, You wouldn’t let the kids down, would you? [Bridge - Joker commentary] [Spoken] "Oh, but it’s not just any doll shop, no, no, no! Every puppet here has its strings cut—tragic, isn’t it? You love a good fixer-upper, don’t you, Batsy?!" [Hysterical laughter, then back to singing.] HA-HAHAHAHAHA-HA-Ha-he-hoo, HAHA!!! [Verse 3 - Taunting] Think of the headlines, “Dark Knight saves Christmas cheer!” Won’t you come here, And leave your Batmobile near? Next to that creepy reindeer! [Drum Vamp] [Outro - Building excitement] Batman, baby, It’s just you, me, and the lights, No fights… Well, maybe just a few tonight! Batman, baby, I’ve got a punchline on display! [Big Finish - Bells] [End]
