Went To Get Butter, Fell Into A Gutter!
I was walking to the store to buy some butter, All of a sudden I fell into a gutter, You done heard what I just uttered, Hmmmm This is quite a quandary, Iβm thinking how I will get out of this, Fell right on my backside, Done ruined my blue jeans, My cowboy hat is bent, My boots done got scuffed, Lord why did this happen to me, I was walking to the store to buy some butter, All of a sudden I fell into a gutter, You done heard what I just uttered, Hello, hello, hello, I yelled, The only thing that heard me was tumbleweeds, Good lord this gutter really smells, I think I might just spew, I need to get out of here and relax with an nice cold brew, I was walking to the store to buy some butter, All of a sudden I fell into a gutter, You done heard what I just uttered, All of a sudden I heard footsteps, I heard spurs, I look up and there is brother earl, I say boy help me, I done fell into dismay, Earl leaned over and gave me a hand, Up and at it, Here I am, Out of the stinking pit, We shake hands, And yell yee haw, We part ways and I go, I got to get to the store to buy some butter, Hopefully this time I donβt fall into no gutter, I uttered, This was my story, How my day went, You done heard me,
