Only Serious Email — Eurodance Mix (V2)

# Only Serious Email — Eurodance Mix (V2) [INTRO — 4 bars, synth hook only] [VERSE 1] I wake up in the morning, my inbox is a mess A hundred unknown senders, I'm drowning in distress A guy named Brad from sales, a crypto guru's pitch But I've got a new system and it works without a hitch [PRE-CHORUS] You want to reach me? Then you gotta pay One dollar to confirm — that's the OSE way Trust is earned and so is delivery So only serious senders get to me [CHORUS] Only serious email! Confirm before you send! Only serious email! Spam has reached its end! One dollar, baby, that's all it takes To prove your message wasn't a mistake! Only serious email! Intentional or bust! [VERSE 2] I kept my inbox, set an OSE alias as a shield The people that I trust are on my list — the deal is sealed But you cold-outreach cowboys with your pitch deck dreams Gotta prove your worth or stay behind the screens [PRE-CHORUS] You want to reach me? Then you gotta pay One dollar to confirm — that's the OSE way Trust is earned and so is delivery So only serious senders get to me [CHORUS] Only serious email! Confirm before you send! Only serious email! Spam has reached its end! One dollar, baby, that's all it takes To prove your message wasn't a mistake! Only serious email! Intentional or bust! [BRIDGE — spoken/rapped over four-on-the-floor beat] No subscriptions. No monthly fee. One buck to confirm your delivery. No delivery? No charge. That's the deal. Fighting spam with capitalism — it's real! Put a stamp on it! [FINAL CHORUS — key change +2, big finish] Only serious email! Confirm before you send! Only serious email! Spam has reached its end! One dollar, baby, that's all it takes To prove your message wasn't a mistake! Only serious email! Intentional or bust! (Put a stamp on it!) (Unsolicited? Undelivered!) (Email!) [OUTRO — chorus loop, fade out]