[Verse 1 - All Female] Alarm screams I hit decline Late again Boss on the line Says I'm useless I say “fine” Spill my coffee on my crotch Burnt my dignity and watch Pants see-through on the bus What a goddamn show [Chorus - All Female] Fuck it Toss it in the gutter Life’s a drunk raccoon in a blender If there’s rock bottom I’m under Laugh while it bites Yeah Bite me harder Fuck it Bend me Break my plans Kicked in the teeth by my own two hands If the universe wants this ass Take a number Bitch And kiss it last [Verse 2 - All Female] Love life’s dead On reed On ice Matched a hottie Looked twice It’s my ex’s wife Nudes I sent went to the family chat Grandma typing “cute” with a praying hand Condom snapped like a budget thong Praying that the test comes back “just stress” not spawn [Chorus - All Female] Fuck it Toss it in the gutter Life’s a drunk raccoon in a blender If there’s rock bottom I’m under Laugh while it bites Yeah Bite me harder Fuck it Bend me Break my plans Kicked in the teeth by my own two hands If the universe wants this ass Take a number Bitch And kiss it last [Bridge - All Female] Bank account? Overdraft art Card declined for a shopping cart Bought cheap lube Came out like glue Now I’m stuck to the bedsheet Stuck on you (oh shit) Friends all thriving Gym-tan-raise-hell I’m here drunk-texting my boss “u up?” from jail [Chorus - All Female] Fuck it Toss it in the gutter Life’s a drunk raccoon in a blender If there’s rock bottom I’m under Laugh while it bites Yeah Bite me harder Fuck it Bend me Break my plans Kicked in the teeth by my own two hands If the universe wants this ass Take a number Bitch And kiss it last [End - All Female]
