[Intro] Ah—ha-ha! You can run, you can hide… but your scalp is mine, baby! (Can you feel the breeze?) That's me… [Verse 1] I was born in a lab, just a sparkle in a vial Now I’m strutting through the globe with a silky disco style I don’t knock on your door, I just slide through the air And when I kiss your head… say goodbye to your hair [Pre-Chorus] Mirror mirror, don’t you cry Bald is beautiful — give it a try! From Tokyo to Rome, I’m turning heads (literally) My funky little plague — no regrets! [Chorus] I’m the groove in your veins, the funk in your fall Slippin' through the party, I infect ’em all Say goodbye to your locks, feel the rhythm grow Hair today… gone tomorrow! (Oh no! — Oh yes!) I’m the fever in your soul, the itch in your flow I got the whole world doin’ the hairless show So fabulous, it’s criminal, don’t you know? Hair today… gone tomorrow! [Verse 2] Presidents and punks, they all feel my spell Curly, straight or dyed — I make ‘em smooth as gel Stylists cryin', salons closed tight But honey, bald shines better in the neon light [Bridge – Spoken, over groove] [Spoken] You thought you were safe with that shampoo? Darling, I am airborne elegance. Resistance? Adorable. [Whispered] Shhh… there goes another strand… [Chorus] I’m the groove in your veins, the funk in your fall Slippin' through the party, I infect ’em all Say goodbye to your locks, feel the rhythm grow Hair today… gone tomorrow! (Don’t fight it, baby!) I’m the fever in your soul, the itch in your flow I got the whole world doin’ the hairless show So fabulous, it’s criminal, don’t you know? Hair today… gone tomorrow! [Breakdown – Funky instrumental with echo voices] (Echo: Hair... hair... no more hair...) Shake your scalp — it’s alright! Shine that dome in the disco light! [Final Chorus] I’m the groove in your veins, the funk in your fall Slippin' through the party, I infect ’em all Say goodbye to your locks, feel the rhythm grow Hair today… gone tomorrow! (Yeah baby, bald is bold!) I’m the fever in your soul, the itch in your flow No need for hats — just let it show You’re part of the club now, don’t be slow! Hair today… gone tomorrow! [End]
