INTRO — SPOKEN] **Singer 1:** I was minding my business… Walking to the restroom nice and calm… **Singer 2:** Then what happened? **Singer 1:** My bladder said— **Both:** GO! GO! GO! 😂 **Singer 1:** I got to the door… **SFX:** *CLICK!* **Singer 2:** LOCKED?! **Singer 1:** LOCKED! **Beat drops.** --- ## [VERSE 1] **Singer 1:** I gotta pee, I gotta go, Walking fast but trying not to show. Got to the restroom, grabbed that door, Somebody inside—OH LORD! 😂 **Singer 2:** Now your left leg shaking, Right leg too, What kind of dance Are you trying to do? **Singer 1:** This ain’t a dance! I’m fighting for my life! **Singer 2:** Then why you moving Left and right? 😂 --- ## [PRE-CHORUS] **Singer 1:** Knock-knock-knock! **Singer 2:** “Somebody’s in here!” **Singer 1:** How long?! **Singer 2:** “Just a minute!” **Singer 1:** YOU SAID THAT THREE MINUTES AGO! 😂 --- ## [CHORUS] **Both:** 🎵 Do the PEEING DANCE! CROWNSTEP left! CROWNFLUX right! Hold it together With all your might! Wiggle-wiggle, Step-step-slide, Bathroom door locked— Now we dancing outside! 😂 **Singer 1:** Left foot! **Singer 2:** Right foot! **Both:** Cross those knees! **Singer 1:** Somebody open that door— **Both:** PLEASE! 😂 --- ## [VERSE 2] **Singer 2:** You spinning in circles, Moving real fast, How long you think Your bladder gonna last? **Singer 1:** Don’t ask questions, Just clear the way! I invented CROWNSTEP By accident today! 😂 **Singer 2:** One-two-hop, Three-four-slide, **Singer 1:** I’m not performing— I’m trying to survive! --- ## [CROWNSTEP™ DANCE BREAK] **Both:** CROWNSTEP! Left! Right! Hop one time! CROWNFLUX! Shake! Slide! Hold that line! Cross your legs, Turn around, Tip-toe softly— DON’T SIT DOWN! 😂 **Singer 1:** Whoever’s in there— **Singer 2:** Hurry please! **Singer 1:** My knees got rhythm— **Singer 2:** Your bladder got beats! 😂 --- ## [BRIDGE] **Singer 1:** I came to pee… **Singer 2:** Now you got choreography! **Singer 1:** I came for relief… **Singer 2:** Now you starting a dance company! 😂 **Singer 1:** This is not funny! **Singer 2:** You sure? **Singer 1:** NO! **Both:** HAHAHAHA! --- ## [FINAL CHORUS] **Both:** 🎵 Do the PEEING DANCE! CROWNSTEP™ × CROWNFLUX™ tonight! Left foot shaking, Right foot fighting, Wiggle to the left, Slide to the right, When the bathroom door is locked, Everybody dance for your life! 😂 **Singer 1:** Open the door! **Singer 2:** Almost done! **Singer 1:** I DON’T HAVE “ALMOST DONE” TIME! 😂 --- ## [COMEDY ENDING] **SFX:** *Bathroom door finally opens.* **Singer 2:** It’s free! **Singer 1:** MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! 😂🚽💨 **Singer 2:** Wait! Teach me that dance! **Singer 1:** THAT WASN’T A DANCE! **Both:** 🎵 THE PEEING DANCE! CROWNSTEP™ × CROWNFLUX™! 🎵 **SFX:** *Door slams.* **Singer 1 from inside:** FINALLY! **Singer 2:** Encore? **Singer 1:** NOOOOO! 😂
