Vogon Hyper-Drift

[Intro] [Announcer] > "Attention. Prepare for hyperspace bypass. Resistance is useless." (Static and Other Effects: Beeping, Ringing) [Mechanical Rhythm] [Guitar Riff: Low Tuned, Heavy] [Verse 1] (Guttural Lows) Drifting through the void, a titanium cage Engines screaming in a mechanical rage The stars are blurring, a glitch in the eye A digital death, beneath a silicon sky (Screams) No destination, just the weight of the drift The fabric of space, beginning to shift! [Chorus] (Aggressive Rap-Scream Flow) VOGON HYPER-DRIFT! Lost in the paperwork of the stars! CYBER-METAL SOUL! Torn behind the cosmic bars! Don't forget the towel, hold the line The universe is dying, and we're out of time! [Verse 2] (Industrial Glitch) [Reporter] > "The bureaucratic poetry reading will now commence." (Whispers: "It hurts... make it stop...") ~~Oh, freddled gruntbuggly,~~ ~~Thy micturations are to me,~~ ~~As gabbleblotchit on a lurgid bee.~~ (High Screams) SHUT IT DOWN! THE POETRY IS KILLING THE ENGINE! (Sound Effects: Bleep, Censored) [Bridge] (Heavy Slow Breakdown) (Guttural Lows) DRAG... ME... THROUGH... THE... VOID. (Crushing Breakdown) (Mechanical Drums) The silence is loud. The static is home. (Sound Effects: Static) [Chorus] (High Screams + Melodic Synth) VOGON HYPER-DRIFT! Lost in the paperwork of the stars! CYBER-METAL SOUL! Torn behind the cosmic bars! Don't forget the towel, hold the line The universe is dying, and we're out of time! [Outro] (Experimental Deathcore) (Sighs) [Announcer] > "We hope you enjoyed your flight. Or not. It’s irrelevant." (Sound Effects: Beeping fades into Silence) [End]