[Verse 1] You’ve got the porch all dressed in cobwebs Plastic bats above the door I’ve got a neckline with ambition Yeah I look like Frankenstein's whore "Trick or Treat!" but you look concerned I give my most angelic grin (aww) You wanna give me something sweet, darling? Well come on baby, let me in [Pre-Chorus] The night calls for scandal And I'm knockin' on your door I’ve got my candy bucket, baby And a skirt that's way too short [Chorus] I always dress slutty for Halloween (So tasteless!) (So obscene!) A little less fabric, and a lot more skin Look at me, look at me, I'm ready to sin I always dress slutty, for Halloween [Verse 2] A witch hat tilted like a warning Boots that could kick down a tomb Black skirt barely covers a thing Eye shadow like a cloud of doom Tattered fishnets run up my thigh Bloody lips so I can blow you a kiss I look spooky and it feels so right When I get to dress like this [Pre-Chorus] The night calls for scandal And I'm knockin' on your door I’ve got my candy bucket, baby And a skirt that's way too short [Chorus] I always dress slutty for Halloween (So tasteless!) (So obscene!) A little less fabric, and a lot more skin Look at me, look at me, I'm ready to sin I always dress slutty, for Halloween [Bridge] [ Bass-and-organ grind ] No cloak, no shame, no modesty Attention whore, all eyes on me Too short! Too sheer! Too god damn cheap You can see all my anatomy [Snarled] Come on baby, I'm on my knees Dress to impress, I aim to please! [Final Chorus] I always dress slutty for Halloween (So tasteless!) (So obscene!) A little less fabric, and a lot more skin Look at me, look at me, I'm ready to sin I always dress slutty, for Halloween [Outro] Oh, and every day is Halloween to me.
