[Verse 1] I don’t smoke no cigarettes I chew candy ones instead I put sugar on my salads I spread chocolate instead of butter on my bread I love red velvet cake And I eat bread by the loaf I keep M&Ms in my piggy bank I keep pixie stix by my stove [Pre-Chorus] I drink cola when I work out I put ice cream in my omelette Melt candy corns on my steak I keep chocolate in my wallet [Chorus] [A three-part Harmony of 8 year old girls sinking off key] Carb carb baby Carb carb baby (carb carb baby) I wear a donut instead of a ring Candy for my breakfast too Carb carb baby Carb carb baby (carb carb baby) The candy aisle is my favorite I stay out of the produce aisle, Cuz Kale makes everything taste bad! [Verse 2] I put candy canes on my Christmas tree And wear candy corns in my hair I wrap pancakes around my apple pie My best friends are my gummy bears Gumdrops in my cereal Marshmallows on my peas I top my hamburgers with lollipops I make toasted taffy instead of grilled cheese [Pre-Chorus] I drink cola when I work out I put ice cream in my omelette Melt candy corns on my steak I keep chocolate in my wallet [Chorus] Carb carb baby Carb carb baby (carb carb baby) I wear a donut instead of a ring Candy for my breakfast too Carb carb baby Carb carb baby (carb carb baby) The candy aisle is my favorite I stay out of the produce aisle Cuz I have no use for celery [Bridge] My mommy says candy and soda are no good for me but she loves to drink her beer My daddy chews disgusting brown stuff And I chew bubble gum all year [Final Chorus, ten kids all singing] Carb carb baby Carb carb baby (carb carb baby) I wear a donut instead of a ring Candy for my breakfast too Carb carb baby Carb carb baby (carb carb baby) The candy aisle is my favorite I stay out of the produce aisle Cuz fruit's a rip off, And I don't ever savor it!
